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Darin Dragon
@darindragon.bsky.social
38, he/him, pansexual (ballet). 🔞

I like tokusatsu, video games, anime, card games, ballet, and furry stuff.
Pun maker on socials.

Read my story, My Cartoon Girlfriend here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/364194286
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SATAN
I DID IT!

I became a puritan facebook mom that likes wine too much and lives vicariously through my child's time on the soccer team because i didnt apply myself in high school and i cant afford anything because of parenthood

I mean what
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
However, out of sheer coincidence (and because I can't stream them myself), he doesn't prefer streaming the CR games because he thinks he's bad at them (because I actually am, lol), and because he doesn't want to get C&D'd by DevCrispers (like how I don't wanna get C&D'd by DevSisters, lol).
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
MCC is a huge nerd for human stuff (read: a weeb), so he 'imports' human games to play them, pausing to explain human stuff ("context: instead of jam, humans have this goop called blood inside, and if they lose too much they die. They don't crumble into dust, they just rot, its gross and awesome.")
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Due to that parallel EarthBread being reasonably close to our world, they also have interactions with the human internet and human media in general, save for no humans realizing they're actually talking cookies. MCC got his younger cousin Strawberry Crepe Cookie to set up his gaming rig for streams.
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
DevCrispers made near-exact parallel versions of all the CookieRun games, to the point that the game servers' overlap. In EarthBread, the CR games are treated the same as the way humans treat the Fate series: "oh cool, celebrities and fictionalized historical figures are in my mobile gacha game."
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Ex:
Celebrities: Shining Glitter, the Cake Pops, Whipped Cream
Political: Aloe, Clotted Cream, Almond,
Historical: Pirate, Lilac, [problematic Shifty Sands cookies]
Fiction: anyone in the TBD*, crossover cookies
(*they're actually real, but they severely vet and censor data to prevent problems)
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Lore:
Mille Crepe Cake Cookie is from House Crepe, a mid-class house of the Creme Republic of a parallel version of EarthBread, where ⅔ of the cookies from the games are either historical/political figures, current celebrities, etc. The EarthBread version of the CR gamedevs is called "DevCrispers"
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*offers cuddles and kisses to the cutest bridesmaid bunbun*
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
See, the fact that I legit can't remember if this happened or not is a testament to your skill. Like how nobody remembers Twizzly Gummy Cookie originally has sharp teeth in their introduction, lol
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
!!! OOOOOOH THAT MacOS, holy crap! I can't remember the name but there was this old paper airplane game on there I adored as a kid, and WarioWare eventually had a flappy bird style vertical scrolling mini game based on it... did you manage to find it >.>
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Hey, chorizo sausage fajitas are banging. *baduntssh*
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I dunno... sounds like something a brooding twink would say
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Wow, this is so cute <3
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Brooding twink
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Have a sassy moogle
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Oops I dropped the official TMS playlist of the English dub on YouTube, whoopsie youtube.com/playlist?lis...
MAGIC KNIGHT RAYEARTH | English Dub | Full Episodes - YouTube
MAGIC KNIGHT RAYEARTH (EP01 - 49) Hikaru Shidou, Umi Ryuuzaki, and Fuu Hououji aren't from Cephiro. While on a school field trip to the Tokyo Tower, the thre...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh, cute! <3
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Cute chao heck ye. Probably my weird fixation on toeless peets, but w/e lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM