Darby Vernon
@darbyvernon.bsky.social
Author of upcoming book Madness of the Elder Vampire. || iOS App Developer || I try to post funny things.
Hashtag author life <3
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hashtag author life <3
I’m sorry. You’re a Sleep Swifty.
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’m sorry. You’re a Sleep Swifty.
IT TIMED ME OUT BECAUSE I TOOK TOO LONG TO FIND A PASSWORD IT WOULD ACCEPT
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
IT TIMED ME OUT BECAUSE I TOOK TOO LONG TO FIND A PASSWORD IT WOULD ACCEPT
Unfortunately this led to me catching the first half of a joke where Kramer states he likes "The Bottle" in bed and I never understood if the joke was that this doesn't exist or if it's just an obscure position/toy and at this point I'm 32 and too afraid to ask.
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Unfortunately this led to me catching the first half of a joke where Kramer states he likes "The Bottle" in bed and I never understood if the joke was that this doesn't exist or if it's just an obscure position/toy and at this point I'm 32 and too afraid to ask.
It was to private my account btw. Been meaning to do it for a while.
October 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It was to private my account btw. Been meaning to do it for a while.