Mud pies.

ALL pies are valid

Oh good - I was worried I was about to lose the will to live.

I have no pie hot takes because all my pie takes are just Correct Opinions. Mostly that All Pies Are Valid.

Is... is food categorization Discourse happening again? Around this, the most undisputed fact?

Yeah, on paper I should love him as much as everyone else seems to. He's really good!

(I also just... don't like Mark Briscoe. No idea why - he just doesn't do it for me)