danzig4real
@danzig4real.bsky.social
professional lover. VEROTIKA will scare the piss and the shit out of you. mother!
i never make love — i make evol, motherfucker!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i never make love — i make evol, motherfucker!!!!!!
i don’t “dye” my hair. i “die” my hair
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i don’t “dye” my hair. i “die” my hair
WHO fucking moved my bricks?
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
WHO fucking moved my bricks?
a lot of people ask me to comment on politics. but let me ask you this: you think you can vote your way out of an attack from a yeti? you think when the real horrors the folklore of old is based on surround you that politics will save you? my politics are the sunbleached bones of a vampire, baby 💪
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
a lot of people ask me to comment on politics. but let me ask you this: you think you can vote your way out of an attack from a yeti? you think when the real horrors the folklore of old is based on surround you that politics will save you? my politics are the sunbleached bones of a vampire, baby 💪
my gate is a normal volume! anyone tampering with it will be dealt with! — GD
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
my gate is a normal volume! anyone tampering with it will be dealt with! — GD
i’m not a fan of magicians — nobody plays tricks on me, nobody!
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i’m not a fan of magicians — nobody plays tricks on me, nobody!
they took my favorite stock halloween sound effects CD off of streaming. this is why physical is still king!
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
they took my favorite stock halloween sound effects CD off of streaming. this is why physical is still king!
it’s a big day in the danzig household. i’ll be flexing my muscles to ward off evil spirits taking advantage of the thinning of the veil all night. good thing i train for this year-round!
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
it’s a big day in the danzig household. i’ll be flexing my muscles to ward off evil spirits taking advantage of the thinning of the veil all night. good thing i train for this year-round!
as the scariest day of the year approaches, remember to spay and neuter your pets. every stray is a potential vessel of satan
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
as the scariest day of the year approaches, remember to spay and neuter your pets. every stray is a potential vessel of satan
apologies for the lack of posts, but october in the danzig house is the busiest month. rest assured i have been fighting the literal christian devil and thwarting covens seeking to suck me off. now if you’ll excuse me, i’ve got to get back to my new screenplay about chupacabras in world war 2!
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
apologies for the lack of posts, but october in the danzig house is the busiest month. rest assured i have been fighting the literal christian devil and thwarting covens seeking to suck me off. now if you’ll excuse me, i’ve got to get back to my new screenplay about chupacabras in world war 2!
the only thing scarier than the wolfman, the devil and the dracula is ellen degeneres’s behavior towards her former show’s staff. be a professional, c’mon!
October 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
the only thing scarier than the wolfman, the devil and the dracula is ellen degeneres’s behavior towards her former show’s staff. be a professional, c’mon!
had good fun singing about the devil in max rebo’s band for a song last night. not sure why the camera angle made me look so short, but the photographer will be dealt with! — G.D.
September 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
had good fun singing about the devil in max rebo’s band for a song last night. not sure why the camera angle made me look so short, but the photographer will be dealt with! — G.D.
it’s all about the lyrics about draculas you *don’t* sing — G.D.
September 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
it’s all about the lyrics about draculas you *don’t* sing — G.D.
i can flex anywhere — there’s no waiting period when you’re at a gun show
September 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i can flex anywhere — there’s no waiting period when you’re at a gun show
sad news about jimmy kimmel. his show is one of my favorites to stand in front of the tv and flex my muscles to
September 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
sad news about jimmy kimmel. his show is one of my favorites to stand in front of the tv and flex my muscles to
don’t be afraid, baby — these carefully shaped muscles are fighting off werewolves and sprites
September 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
don’t be afraid, baby — these carefully shaped muscles are fighting off werewolves and sprites
just showed some kids how it’s done in hopscotch — their parents thought they weren’t old enough for them to know how it’s done in witchcraft. but in this terrifying world, i say it’s never too early to learn what dangers await you. that’s why i called upon the devil to win that game
August 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
just showed some kids how it’s done in hopscotch — their parents thought they weren’t old enough for them to know how it’s done in witchcraft. but in this terrifying world, i say it’s never too early to learn what dangers await you. that’s why i called upon the devil to win that game
sexy evil woman, woah-oh!
July 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
sexy evil woman, woah-oh!
i never “disrobe” — i flex out of my clothes
May 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i never “disrobe” — i flex out of my clothes
the only thing scarier than the wolfman’s howl are the people that don’t understand him.
May 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
the only thing scarier than the wolfman’s howl are the people that don’t understand him.
dracula doesn’t scare me. you know what does scare me? society’s reaction to him. 🫵
May 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
dracula doesn’t scare me. you know what does scare me? society’s reaction to him. 🫵
she said “it’s me or the haunted ww2 medal.” well guess what? the haunted ww2 medal wins out every time. and you know what that means — i’m single. so ladies, get in line
April 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
she said “it’s me or the haunted ww2 medal.” well guess what? the haunted ww2 medal wins out every time. and you know what that means — i’m single. so ladies, get in line
if i go crazy, then will you still call me dracula?
March 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
if i go crazy, then will you still call me dracula?