Dan Weiner
@danweiner.bsky.social
My nine year old nephew learned what the term "jailbait" meant in the Scrabble word dictionary today.
THANKSGIVING!
THANKSGIVING!
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My nine year old nephew learned what the term "jailbait" meant in the Scrabble word dictionary today.
THANKSGIVING!
THANKSGIVING!
HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH
Doing the CFP rankings show after a meaningless game is such a swing and a miss by ESPN. Nobody watching the game cares about the CFP and nobody who wants to watch the rankings is coming back 30 minutes from now when this game ends.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Doing the CFP rankings show after a meaningless game is such a swing and a miss by ESPN. Nobody watching the game cares about the CFP and nobody who wants to watch the rankings is coming back 30 minutes from now when this game ends.
There truly is only one dessert for everyone.
THE PIECAKEN.
THE PIECAKEN.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
There truly is only one dessert for everyone.
THE PIECAKEN.
THE PIECAKEN.
Lamar Jackson might hate practice more than any athlete since Allen Iverson.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Lamar Jackson might hate practice more than any athlete since Allen Iverson.
Today I learned that skis don't go through the baggage loader at the airport and if they do they jam up the system and delay every flight from leaving.
Anyway, you're probably having a better morning than one baggage handler at Bradley Airport in Hartford.
Anyway, you're probably having a better morning than one baggage handler at Bradley Airport in Hartford.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Today I learned that skis don't go through the baggage loader at the airport and if they do they jam up the system and delay every flight from leaving.
Anyway, you're probably having a better morning than one baggage handler at Bradley Airport in Hartford.
Anyway, you're probably having a better morning than one baggage handler at Bradley Airport in Hartford.
"looking for David Sills. He Sills, he Nashed, he Young'd it into the endzone."
Boomer, man. Got that HEAT still.
Boomer, man. Got that HEAT still.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"looking for David Sills. He Sills, he Nashed, he Young'd it into the endzone."
Boomer, man. Got that HEAT still.
Boomer, man. Got that HEAT still.
Lotta time left for Jameis.
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Lotta time left for Jameis.
Jaxson Smith-Njigba with another long catch
Related, Carnell Tate has probably played his last game at Ohio State
Related, Carnell Tate has probably played his last game at Ohio State
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Jaxson Smith-Njigba with another long catch
Related, Carnell Tate has probably played his last game at Ohio State
Related, Carnell Tate has probably played his last game at Ohio State
all time hairdo by my guy on the right
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
all time hairdo by my guy on the right
Here's the FCS playoff bracket. I'm going to make a shocking pick and take North Dakota State to win the whole thing.
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Here's the FCS playoff bracket. I'm going to make a shocking pick and take North Dakota State to win the whole thing.
I'm so pissed at the Falcons FO I had no idea today's game was at 4:25 which is honestly good because Falcons-Saints should be seen by the smallest amount of people possible.
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm so pissed at the Falcons FO I had no idea today's game was at 4:25 which is honestly good because Falcons-Saints should be seen by the smallest amount of people possible.
Someone named "Sire" playing for a team with a horse mascot is nominative determinism
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Someone named "Sire" playing for a team with a horse mascot is nominative determinism
I see it took playing one of the worst P4 defenses ever for people to realize that Arch Manning has played pretty well in SEC play (outside of the Kentucky game).
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I see it took playing one of the worst P4 defenses ever for people to realize that Arch Manning has played pretty well in SEC play (outside of the Kentucky game).
Jackson State survived two Hail Mary attempts after this to avoid one of the most devastating losses in program history
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Jackson State survived two Hail Mary attempts after this to avoid one of the most devastating losses in program history
When you lose to Duke and get eliminated from Bowl contention
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
When you lose to Duke and get eliminated from Bowl contention
Arch Manning is the first SEC QB with a pass, rush and receiving TD in the same game since Dak Prescott in 2014.
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Arch Manning is the first SEC QB with a pass, rush and receiving TD in the same game since Dak Prescott in 2014.
this is what the USC doink sounded like
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this is what the USC doink sounded like
Missouri State faked a field goal on 4th and 10 in a tie game, didn't come close to getting it and Kennesaw State drove for the go-ahead TD. Whoops.
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Missouri State faked a field goal on 4th and 10 in a tie game, didn't come close to getting it and Kennesaw State drove for the go-ahead TD. Whoops.
Maybe Steve Sarkisian should stop worrying about what people are saying about his program and his job status and worry about why his assistant coaches have stagnated and aren't doing their jobs
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Maybe Steve Sarkisian should stop worrying about what people are saying about his program and his job status and worry about why his assistant coaches have stagnated and aren't doing their jobs
Harvard is getting worked right now, but this is still a big boy run.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Harvard is getting worked right now, but this is still a big boy run.
Ohio State fans talking trash about SEC cupcake week when they keep resting their best receivers because their conference schedule is a joke is pretty amusing.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ohio State fans talking trash about SEC cupcake week when they keep resting their best receivers because their conference schedule is a joke is pretty amusing.
'Nique was the "Human Highlight Film" so I'm petitioning to nickname Jake Wilkins the "Human Instagram Reel"
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
'Nique was the "Human Highlight Film" so I'm petitioning to nickname Jake Wilkins the "Human Instagram Reel"
Can only take so much of this glacial pace Pluribus has the last three episodes before my interest wanes immensely
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Can only take so much of this glacial pace Pluribus has the last three episodes before my interest wanes immensely