dan
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saw a banana type car today and found out it has a very detailed backstory
October 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
saw a banana type car today and found out it has a very detailed backstory
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I understand things are emotional right now, and there's a lot of details we still don't know, and the outcome isn't even totally sure just yet. But that's no reason to rush to judgment. Before everyone completely overreacts we need to see how Josh Giddey's contract impacts the next Bulls season
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I understand things are emotional right now, and there's a lot of details we still don't know, and the outcome isn't even totally sure just yet. But that's no reason to rush to judgment. Before everyone completely overreacts we need to see how Josh Giddey's contract impacts the next Bulls season
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
if anyone else i know would like to have an nyc wedding so i can hang out there and buy toys for a few days please feel free
September 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
if anyone else i know would like to have an nyc wedding so i can hang out there and buy toys for a few days please feel free
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I went to go look up what the picture I took looked like (post-half yard of beer) and
September 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I went to go look up what the picture I took looked like (post-half yard of beer) and
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cant even check bsky at the yard house
September 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
cant even check bsky at the yard house
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still thinking about how I had to tie dan’s tie for him and had to re-tie noa’s because the jayson tatum tutorial fucked their shit up
September 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
still thinking about how I had to tie dan’s tie for him and had to re-tie noa’s because the jayson tatum tutorial fucked their shit up
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dan and i learned about this on call while watching the naked gun 2 1/2 cause i thought one random dude during a scene looked like him
August 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
dan and i learned about this on call while watching the naked gun 2 1/2 cause i thought one random dude during a scene looked like him
everyone's enjoying themselves in their own way on a sunday night
August 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
everyone's enjoying themselves in their own way on a sunday night
before you ask yes i did get scared by a comment on my letterboxd review of adam sandler's click
August 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
before you ask yes i did get scared by a comment on my letterboxd review of adam sandler's click
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I went on x the everything app earlier to see if there was any update on the commission I’ve been waiting 18 months for (there wasn’t) and I saw this and decided to make this post, just a little peek behind the curtain 4 u
August 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I went on x the everything app earlier to see if there was any update on the commission I’ve been waiting 18 months for (there wasn’t) and I saw this and decided to make this post, just a little peek behind the curtain 4 u
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commenting on my buddy's letterboxd review of an adam sandler movie to scare him
August 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
commenting on my buddy's letterboxd review of an adam sandler movie to scare him
now don't threaten me with a good time
July 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
now don't threaten me with a good time
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The Night of the Hunter turns 70 today, on the short list of the movies that forever changed the medium
July 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The Night of the Hunter turns 70 today, on the short list of the movies that forever changed the medium
i like that the bots on this site always specify that they are fans of the democratic party in their bio it's a nice touch
July 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i like that the bots on this site always specify that they are fans of the democratic party in their bio it's a nice touch
i think hulk hogan died
July 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i think hulk hogan died
i saw it and it did do this btw bsky.app/profile/dans...
i hope the new superman movie changes my entire perspective on life i think that's a levelheaded expectation of a superhero movie
July 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i saw it and it did do this btw bsky.app/profile/dans...
parking all the way at the back of the parking lot by yourself and walking half a mile to the store feels so good every time
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
parking all the way at the back of the parking lot by yourself and walking half a mile to the store feels so good every time
i hope the new superman movie changes my entire perspective on life i think that's a levelheaded expectation of a superhero movie
July 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
i hope the new superman movie changes my entire perspective on life i think that's a levelheaded expectation of a superhero movie
new life patchnotes just dropped and it's a mixed bag
July 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
new life patchnotes just dropped and it's a mixed bag