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Dan Seals
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CISO by day. Batman by night. But really only if Batman was also working in InfoSec. Name is pronounced like Navy Seals, but instead of Navy, you say Dan.
Bloody Maria?
October 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Respectfully, a year to fix it? This was that year. Drew Allar, Singleton & Allen. He was 4-21 against the AP Top 10, you can’t be the best if you can’t beat the best. It was time.
October 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I hope there is a next administration…
August 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If they said porch package theft was orders of magnitude higher than reported, I’d believe them!
August 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Also, traditionally, heinous violent crime (the kind they’re saying is rampant in blue cities) is much more difficult to under report. When people are murdered, people tend to notice.
August 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Also, aren't we also assuming that those items that are American made, maintain status quo? Meaning, if I am an American company producing widgets, not subject to tariffs, but all of my competitors are now priced 10-104% higher... why not increase my price 9%-103% higher as well to maximize profits?
April 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It annoys me they didn't include Obama first term.
April 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Reposted by Dan Seals
Signal should corporate sponsor the White House Easter Egg Roll
March 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Yes! Bella Ramsey for SECDEF!
a close up of a person 's face with the words pew pew written below it
Alt: a close up of a person 's face with the words pew pew written below it
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This is like Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady had a kid... No vaccines AND no nightshades! Jalapeños cause autism!
February 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Also, any goodwill that was left, Elon spent it proving he should be able to express his free speech in a televised inauguration event. I think the board should just move on, I don't know how much value he provides to Tesla at this point. There are only so many hours in a day, he's so distracted.
February 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Elon needs to keep having kids because as they get older, they want absolutely nothing to do with him...
February 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Time magazine cover certainly helps!
February 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ugggh, I bought mine in Jan 2024. I knew he wasn’t great then but didn’t realize just how bad it was, now I have anti Elon magnets and wish I could take it all back. 😔 never again. I am hoping beyond hope that the 60% decline in sales in Europe YOY is the start of his demise as CEO.
February 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Apple should just stop selling their devices in the UK, how long before their population loses their mind. Could be similar to the time NYC banned ATM fees so the banks just turned them all off for a weekend, and the law was gone by Monday.
February 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I think this article is important to make sure folks understand that they can’t just yell into the void and expect change. Assuming you still believe in a representative democracy, your elected leaders at the very least need to hear from their constituents about how you feel about what is happening.
a group of people are standing next to each other wearing green shirts and jackets .
Alt: Group of young adults, standing at the edge of an abyss screaming into it. From the movie Gardenstate.
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM