Dan Regan
@danregancomedy.bsky.social
My dog thinks she owns the couch.
I wrote this while not sitting in my spot because she looks really comfortable.
I wrote this while not sitting in my spot because she looks really comfortable.
January 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
My dog thinks she owns the couch.
I wrote this while not sitting in my spot because she looks really comfortable.
I wrote this while not sitting in my spot because she looks really comfortable.
People the age I am now seemed a lot older when I was a kid.
January 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
People the age I am now seemed a lot older when I was a kid.
To the gift wrap companies who put the squares on the back of the paper for easier cutting:
Thank you!
To the gift wrap companies who don't do that yet:
Get on that!
Thank you!
To the gift wrap companies who don't do that yet:
Get on that!
December 24, 2024 at 2:09 PM
To the gift wrap companies who put the squares on the back of the paper for easier cutting:
Thank you!
To the gift wrap companies who don't do that yet:
Get on that!
Thank you!
To the gift wrap companies who don't do that yet:
Get on that!
Every year for Christmas I buy my niece and nephew something that has to be assembled, because watching my brother struggle to put it together is my Christmas.
December 23, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Every year for Christmas I buy my niece and nephew something that has to be assembled, because watching my brother struggle to put it together is my Christmas.
My wife is wrapping Christmas gifts, so our dog and I have to go in the other room because "we don't know how to act around gift wrap rolls."
December 23, 2024 at 12:54 PM
My wife is wrapping Christmas gifts, so our dog and I have to go in the other room because "we don't know how to act around gift wrap rolls."
In my 20's I just wanted a nice car.
In my 30's I just wanted a good job.
Today I just want mashed potatoes.
In my 30's I just wanted a good job.
Today I just want mashed potatoes.
November 19, 2024 at 9:41 AM
In my 20's I just wanted a nice car.
In my 30's I just wanted a good job.
Today I just want mashed potatoes.
In my 30's I just wanted a good job.
Today I just want mashed potatoes.
If you've never seen a cooked turkey before you're in luck because there's going to be 4,375,913 million photos of them on social media soon.
November 20, 2023 at 1:46 PM
If you've never seen a cooked turkey before you're in luck because there's going to be 4,375,913 million photos of them on social media soon.