danpolski.bsky.social
@danpolski.bsky.social
"That's the out of office on now"

"Seen worse views on a Monday"

"This is my office for the day"
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The discerning traveller is picking Haiti as his desired banana republic these days anyway.
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Oh. I absolutely was. All my friends were in the local park, guzzling white lightning and smoking Richmonds super kings, whilst cracking onto every girl in sight.

Not this guy. I was voraciously studying mein kampf and re-enacting kristallnacht down Prestwich village. Halcyon days.
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Thicker than a boxing day shite. Hate Tories but will no doub flock to the polls like lemmings to vote for it's bottom of the barrel cast offs.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He's never paid for anything, ever. It's all on the arm.

IOU's that he'll shaft people for, as we've seen over and over again.
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Let's play guess who's the banana republic now.
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I would absolutely inhale these.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Someone's definitely had a word with this lot from a legal standpoint.
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Yeah. He was interim gaffer a decade or so ago too. Will probably swap places with Boro at the end of the year.

Should have stayed there!
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
You'd think he'd have ran a mile, has he not had historical ties to the club.
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Flogged Cunha, Ait Nouri and Silva in the summer and allowed Semedo and Sarabia to run down their contracts.

Gomes will go in Jan too, with them knowing he'll be worth more as a current prem player.

Replaced, if at all, by project players from Belgium or the lower reaches of La liga. So weird.
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"And the people have spoken. And they have said four more years of Mayor Gingerbread!"

"I've just come off the to phone to my opponent, Susan Hall" Booooo! Hiissss!

"No, no she fought a good race, unedifying jelly button slander apart, and we wish her well"
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
A South African white nationalist, who's on video performing a Nazi salute, suggesting the EU is the fourth reich.

What insane times we live in.
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
It's absolutely ridiculous. No surprise the residents get rinsed for it.

Just like the ones having to pay for the removal of Grenfell style cladding out of their own pocket too.

Abysmal.
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
This is some "Minority Report" shit right here.
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Watched it almost daily as a kid.

Have a copy in my recordings, always have to have one close by!
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Absolutely. Just leave your luggage somewhere unattended and hop on the muscle beach in terminal 2.

Gotta get those gains before a nine hour flight in a tiny seat.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yeah. I had similar with some lunatic who said all democrats were pedophiles. I merely pointed out that the law of averages would indicate there are beasts on both sides of the aisle. Of course, then I was the pedophile. Tinge of regret for not being able to ask him how it's gone since, eh chief?!
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I rolled my eyes that hard when I saw this draw they almost fell out of my head.

I see city got minnows again. Quelle surprise!
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Probably only doing it because it's another advertising stream.
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I couldn't possibly comment on the wool mans nocturnal activities amongst the watery cauliflower cheese and heat lamp dried carrots.
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Nah. They wouldn't have that delicacy in the Morrisons near me. It's a converted Spar, and there's definitely "a smell".

All gravy outside a chippy or your mams is always shite, it's why I don't dig carveries either.
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Don Jnr lined up for executive producer credits on the Stranger Things spin offs.
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM