19! Everything but an AOL address.

Like you hear these congressional reps, especially republicans, talking about how they're scared to vote against the party line because they might get hurt and Ahmed al Ahmed literally ran at a guy with a gun because he felt his duty to his fellow humans was to try and sanctify life

Can’t we just cancel the tournament and declare Musk the winner by unanimous acclaim? By dismantling USAID alone, he’s directly killed more than a half million people, which is orders of magnitude worse than anyone else on the list.

Spinal Tap, Life of Brian, Walk Hard, and Burn after Reading!

There was absolutely nobody in the world sexier to 14-year-old me than Laura Brannigan.

Considering that its member states were killing each others’ citizens on an industrial scale within living memory, the EU is a stone cold miracle. No wonder Musk is opposed to it.

Crossfire was always awful. The hosts just shouted insults at each other, and folks like Pat Buchanan and Tucker Carlson didn’t bring a ton of intellectual power, Carlson’s bowtie notwithstanding. MacNeil-Lehrer had much better debate segments back then.

Holy cow! That was…that was…….nope, there are no words.

Kristin Hersh, Lucinda Williams

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
Throwing Muses
Nick Cave
The B-52s
Portishead
Mojo Nixon with Jello Biafra

I’m sure the chef has planned an unforgettable evening.

Baz Luhrmann is fantastic, and subtlety is for cowards! Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rouge, and Elvis are all fabulous, and Moulin Rouge may well be the best of the bunch.

The Fountain and Noah. I absolutely love Aronofsky when he’s in earnest grand statement mode, but apparently nobody else does.