There’s at least three not real ads in the current issue of the Onion that are stellar.

Russia’s worsening economic climate, growing budget deficit, bleak forecasts, and now selling off its gold reserves, all point to a Kremlin growing desperate. Suddenly we’re handed a 28-point ‘peace plan’ with neither Ukraine nor Europe included.

Coincidence?

The Blake Snell I drafted on my Fantasy team more than once. 😱