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I stand for your right to self-determination. I will never *make* you laugh. All posts are original and typed before a live studio audience [my pup]. #NYC
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· Dec 29
I don’t get reposted more because I’m too clever by 5/8.
Trump and his lackeys salivate at the notion of invoking insurrection act on Thanksgiving Day.
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Trump and his lackeys salivate at the notion of invoking insurrection act on Thanksgiving Day.
I'm not one to make accurate predictions, but I still want to be on record. Theatrics notwithstanding, I can't imagine the Epstein files being released. Trump is too enmeshed with epstein for that to ever happen.
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm not one to make accurate predictions, but I still want to be on record. Theatrics notwithstanding, I can't imagine the Epstein files being released. Trump is too enmeshed with epstein for that to ever happen.
I wonder if Webster will make ehebephilia its word of the year.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I wonder if Webster will make ehebephilia its word of the year.
I used to think that trump didn't have epstein killed.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I used to think that trump didn't have epstein killed.
The step-count reported on my phone is wildly inaccurate because it doesn't include all the steps I take at home each time I race around frantically looking for my misplaced phone.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The step-count reported on my phone is wildly inaccurate because it doesn't include all the steps I take at home each time I race around frantically looking for my misplaced phone.
The last decade was just a warmup. *Now* is when our politics really get ugly.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The last decade was just a warmup. *Now* is when our politics really get ugly.
Little known fact: The Nobel committee takes pride in its sense of irony! THAT'S why I have yet to receive a Nobel Prize for my work on Procrastination.
October 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Little known fact: The Nobel committee takes pride in its sense of irony! THAT'S why I have yet to receive a Nobel Prize for my work on Procrastination.
Best. Rapture. Ever.
September 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Best. Rapture. Ever.
My improv teacher was trained as Buddhist monk. He always insists: first pun, best pun.
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My improv teacher was trained as Buddhist monk. He always insists: first pun, best pun.
NYC is a brick oven. Riding the air conditioned subway is turning out to be the highlight of my day.
July 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
NYC is a brick oven. Riding the air conditioned subway is turning out to be the highlight of my day.
Employer: Tell me about a time you took a calculated risk.
Me: Well, I sometimes use my phone to surf the web while in the bathtub.
Me: Well, I sometimes use my phone to surf the web while in the bathtub.
June 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Employer: Tell me about a time you took a calculated risk.
Me: Well, I sometimes use my phone to surf the web while in the bathtub.
Me: Well, I sometimes use my phone to surf the web while in the bathtub.
"My glass is 3/8 full." - The Pragmatic Optimist
May 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"My glass is 3/8 full." - The Pragmatic Optimist
Your glass is half-empty. And it's dirty. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
May 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Your glass is half-empty. And it's dirty. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
Reading AI-generated articles feels sleazy. And not in a good way.
May 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Reading AI-generated articles feels sleazy. And not in a good way.
Question Authority, Rhetorically
May 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Question Authority, Rhetorically
I meant literally figuratively.
May 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I meant literally figuratively.
Ancient lore is that an early mosquito bite portends a hot summer.
May 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Ancient lore is that an early mosquito bite portends a hot summer.
I'm writing an Americanized interpretation of the Legend of King Arthur. No sword stuck in a stone for me! In my work, the prophecy of who will rule the kingdom is tied to who can get the lid off a stuck jar.
May 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'm writing an Americanized interpretation of the Legend of King Arthur. No sword stuck in a stone for me! In my work, the prophecy of who will rule the kingdom is tied to who can get the lid off a stuck jar.
I've been in a funk ever since I was passed up to be pope.
May 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've been in a funk ever since I was passed up to be pope.
Darn conclave took just one day ... I had enough smokin' smoke skeets queued up to keep Bluesky entertained for months!
May 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Darn conclave took just one day ... I had enough smokin' smoke skeets queued up to keep Bluesky entertained for months!
I just saw thick black smoke billowing out the windows of a nursing home! But then I remembered the protocol: black smoke means "there is no news". So I walked on. #Conclave
May 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I just saw thick black smoke billowing out the windows of a nursing home! But then I remembered the protocol: black smoke means "there is no news". So I walked on. #Conclave
Oh no, I just came up with the best Cinco de Mayo post ever! I wonder if I can still post it. As I always say: "It's Cinco de Mayo somewhere."
May 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Oh no, I just came up with the best Cinco de Mayo post ever! I wonder if I can still post it. As I always say: "It's Cinco de Mayo somewhere."
Allergies? Down here we call 'em allerJESUS.
May 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Allergies? Down here we call 'em allerJESUS.
Springtime allergies: Death by a thousand sneezes.
May 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Springtime allergies: Death by a thousand sneezes.
Hay fever is nothing to sneeze at!
May 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hay fever is nothing to sneeze at!