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cretin
@danmeienjoyer.bsky.social
i like computers and the animal people pictures
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late-20s bipan usamerican he/him
18+ page mdni

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yes all right i admit it... i have intense botanophobia. going outside is terrifying to me and im two seconds from a panic attack at all times. you can not believe how big and brave i am to keep going out there and seeing them every day over and over
i have no self control so if you are ever engaging with some sort of fantasy world i was involved in creating and that world has some reference to "the witch king industrial complex" yes yyou are right i was profoundly influenced by anbennar. but i also had the idea before my first exposure
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 AM
had another hatsune miku dream. i dont listen to vocaloid, i dont care about hatsune miku, why does she keep appearing in my dreams?????????????????? hello????
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
i really wish i could quit my extremely sad addiction to adverbs. if i ever delete or edit a message or post, its usually because i got self-conscious about adverb usage and started making a keening noise (involuntarily)
February 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
i have a plan for reclaiming the dark triad bi trope. it does involve mass re-education programs, but if you are reading this you are probably not going to have to go because i trust you. yes, i mean *you* -- the one reading this post right now
February 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
i stopped using tmux for a while since i was mainly doing stuff on windows via wsl, but now im only working on macos and linux im back and... i love tmux so much, my fingers never leave the meaty part of the keyboard anymore
February 7, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Reposted by cretin
URGENT RECOMMENDATION FOR THOSE IN NEED OF WHIMSY:

LISTEN TO THIS VIDEO
Gnome Playlist (FOR GNOME EARS ONLY)
YouTube video by Doggies4Dinner
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:09 AM
what if i went to anthrocon. what if...
February 7, 2026 at 1:09 PM
people may notice ive started using capital letters again. it's on a case-by-case basis, exclusively for disambiguation. i am still committed to the no-caps lifestyle but im also committed to quality communications. to some extent.
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
carrier-grade NUT
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
grass is always greener but honestly i kind of wish id moved to pa instead. might become a weeaboo but for penisveinia
February 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
shits bad when your ui mockup has a section labeled "proprioception overview (tbd)"
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
ohg fuck my desire to play runescape again is spiking. either a very good or very bad sign
February 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
i wonder if more people knew what the treatment for "erection lasting longer than 4 hours" was, if they'd be more likely to be cautious about taking ed meds
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
we are here yearning and earning cruel looks from across the rooms and hellways
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
trying out a new python package manager: pipi (pronounced "pee-pee")
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
would like to state for the record that my mental health is pretty good currently. felt kind of down for a few weeks tbh but i am better now. i do still blame the vr furry porn game
February 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
google search stages of grief
google search nerve block diy
google search 11 blade scalpel
google search ibuprophen(?) max and min dosage
google search mozambique drill ytpmv
google search classic rage comics
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
i forget how cool i am sometimes... it is very easy to do
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
yes all right i admit it... i have intense botanophobia. going outside is terrifying to me and im two seconds from a panic attack at all times. you can not believe how big and brave i am to keep going out there and seeing them every day over and over
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
"why are you like that" because ive been forced into being the only halfway stable person in a family of extremely unstable people since i was like 6 years old
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
*yhou recieve a private message from me* hello pisces. i know what you are. youre secret is safe with me. for now...
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
*draws a magical rune around me with a flaming swort* vampire *i step out of the rune* finance *i hold my arms out wide and then slam my hands together* totality
*a portal into epsteins email inbox opens and the ghouls living and dead crawl out drooling and moaning*
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
i know the artist is mostly known for animations as pilotredsun, but all the music they put out under pilotredsky is so good. it feels good in my breain
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
the oblivion mod that made me slam my fists on the table and go "fine, im bisexual -- and its awesome" seems to have been erased from the internet outside of a youtube video and a discussion on a german language forum. mgmt plays quietly in the background
February 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM