my god this animation sucks. way too much motion, way too fast, and liquid ass distorts text as it expands. hot garbage.
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
my god this animation sucks. way too much motion, way too fast, and liquid ass distorts text as it expands. hot garbage.
search your camera roll for hell
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
search your camera roll for hell
y’all this is the most bonkers hilarious album I nabbed. it’s all renditions of Star Wars music in a 100% disco style 🕺
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
y’all this is the most bonkers hilarious album I nabbed. it’s all renditions of Star Wars music in a 100% disco style 🕺
Apple is NOT fucking around with the new urgent reminder alarm UI
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Apple is NOT fucking around with the new urgent reminder alarm UI
This is some hard core trolling 😂
December 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This is some hard core trolling 😂
Christ Apple did you learn nothing from the Wallet ad you tried a few months ago? Let it go already. The movie was fine but fucking relax
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Christ Apple did you learn nothing from the Wallet ad you tried a few months ago? Let it go already. The movie was fine but fucking relax
when you’re old and have too much time on your hands
December 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
when you’re old and have too much time on your hands
I have never once as an adult rested this peacefully. I must become Eugene
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I have never once as an adult rested this peacefully. I must become Eugene
“Hey, what’s it like living with two teenage boys?” 🤦
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“Hey, what’s it like living with two teenage boys?” 🤦
Next up is a touchscreen on your pots and pans
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Next up is a touchscreen on your pots and pans
I’d like to blame my kids for my 2025 Replay but unfortunately I cannot 😂
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I’d like to blame my kids for my 2025 Replay but unfortunately I cannot 😂
Text truncation is the hardest problem in computer science
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Text truncation is the hardest problem in computer science
The "values" section of Jake's hire me page is the best thing I've read in years. Clear, honest, principled, and ethical. Tech would be a much better place with more of this and more people like Jake.
jakewharton.com/hire/
mastodon.jakewharton.com/@jw
jakewharton.com/hire/
mastodon.jakewharton.com/@jw
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The "values" section of Jake's hire me page is the best thing I've read in years. Clear, honest, principled, and ethical. Tech would be a much better place with more of this and more people like Jake.
jakewharton.com/hire/
mastodon.jakewharton.com/@jw
jakewharton.com/hire/
mastodon.jakewharton.com/@jw
This is maximum enshittification. I hate all of this.
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This is maximum enshittification. I hate all of this.
These shit is one the worst trends in cars. Putting this sucker into neutral requires the nuclear codes and two people to turn a key at the same time. If we must have gear selectors on the steering column, bring back the 70s style shifter!
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
These shit is one the worst trends in cars. Putting this sucker into neutral requires the nuclear codes and two people to turn a key at the same time. If we must have gear selectors on the steering column, bring back the 70s style shifter!
We all like to shit on algorithmic feeds, but look at the kind of harmonic tragedy that can occur during a workout when you rely on a fully random shuffle 😂🙉
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
We all like to shit on algorithmic feeds, but look at the kind of harmonic tragedy that can occur during a workout when you rely on a fully random shuffle 😂🙉
Ben Johnson is a true mensch
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ben Johnson is a true mensch
Tesla is “ClimateTech” about as much as Elon is a fucking astronaut
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Tesla is “ClimateTech” about as much as Elon is a fucking astronaut
Ben Johnson isn’t just the coach the Bears needed, he’s the man the CITY needed. I truly love this dude. 🐻🌭
www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Ben Johnson isn’t just the coach the Bears needed, he’s the man the CITY needed. I truly love this dude. 🐻🌭
www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
Me and Schiller, one in the same
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Me and Schiller, one in the same
CDs! Are they as cool as vinyl, no, but they're inexpensive, easy to use, and have bit-perfect sound. It's been a great way to rediscover *actively enjoying* a single artist's work vs. an algorithmic shuffle. 👴
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
CDs! Are they as cool as vinyl, no, but they're inexpensive, easy to use, and have bit-perfect sound. It's been a great way to rediscover *actively enjoying* a single artist's work vs. an algorithmic shuffle. 👴
Whenever I'm stressed (which is way too often these days), I just stare at this dude for a few minutes and all becomes well
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Whenever I'm stressed (which is way too often these days), I just stare at this dude for a few minutes and all becomes well