DankCincinnati
dankcincinnati.bsky.social
DankCincinnati
@dankcincinnati.bsky.social
Still interested in evidence-based Astrology.
Low key Cincinnati-area highway reference 🥰😍
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Tbh, it does seem unhinged conceptually, but is actually one of the better sides IMO
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“My father left me Ireland + some VERY strong opinions about Barilla pasta”
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It’s extremely annoying she is from here.

Though to be honest, when I learned what HS she went to, I thought “Hmm, I guess that kinda of makes sense”
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
😍😍😍
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Bro, is now finally a good time to move some money into Iraqi Dinars?

Can I do that with a fidelity Roth IRA? Or only with a traditional IRA?
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reds baby!!
September 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Bro, the Hamburger / 5 paragraph essay style of writing I was taught in HS continues to haunt me
September 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me too. I am white in this video. Ended up on top though!

youtu.be/JySQKY06ASM?...
TROLL Chess
YouTube video by GothamChess
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September 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Is the seller located in Norwood by any chance?
September 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
😍😍😍
August 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m expecting Vivek to soon campaign on something like: “When I’m governor, I’m gonna send One THOUSAND troops to DC!”
August 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It was kind of wild they sent a follow up message so shortly after the first one.

The noise my phone emits makes me think a tornado is incoming or something.
July 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Would Frasier and Niles even recognize Seattle today??
July 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Does Billboard do a top 100 list among 35 to 45 year old bros who peaked in High School?
June 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It’s just like… what did this guy think he was voting for?
June 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Is “protesting” it’s own section on Task Rabbit / Thumbtack?
June 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
vacuuming, cleaning, and yard work bro
June 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
100% agree as a resident of Ohio.
May 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“Could more severe + frequent E. Coli outbreaks be the key to driving down food & grocery prices? Find out what the WOKE pundit class DOESN’T want you to know!”

<— next week in the Free Press / WSJ opinion page.
May 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Many people on the “Hoarders” TV show often demonstrate that this rule is not super useful.
May 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
~20%

Would be higher if Trump was younger…

Maybe higher if he can anoint a heir apparent that can capture his base in the same way. Or maybe he just runs again 🤮
May 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just got one of these bad boys for my car:
May 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Tbh, if there is another Democratic administration, I would half expect them to nationalize SpaceX entirely
April 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM