Dani | Birdtuber
@danimaxcringe.bsky.social
Cringy Lapwing Vtuber, Join me on Twitch
@danimaxcringe
Streaming Mon/Tue/Wed 7pm GMT PFP - Aikeji Banner - Mivily_
https://linktr.ee/danimaxcringe
@danimaxcringe
Streaming Mon/Tue/Wed 7pm GMT PFP - Aikeji Banner - Mivily_
https://linktr.ee/danimaxcringe
It's pretty freaking close!
January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It's pretty freaking close!
people need to stop telling me what a good job i'm doing at work or i'm going burst into tears like izuku midoriya
a cartoon character with a letter h on his jacket
ALT: a cartoon character with a letter h on his jacket
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January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
people need to stop telling me what a good job i'm doing at work or i'm going burst into tears like izuku midoriya
today on Dani would like a normal mornong - the roof is leaking onto my bed again
FFS
FFS
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 AM
today on Dani would like a normal mornong - the roof is leaking onto my bed again
FFS
FFS
as an early birthday present to myself my car failed its MOT and is costing close to £800 to fix
a woman in a white shirt and black pants stands on a sidewalk
ALT: a woman in a white shirt and black pants stands on a sidewalk
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January 23, 2026 at 12:28 PM
as an early birthday present to myself my car failed its MOT and is costing close to £800 to fix
had to take grandpa to A&E with extremely high blood pressure, thought they might treat it real quick and send him home but he's been in for over 3 hours now 🧍
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 AM
had to take grandpa to A&E with extremely high blood pressure, thought they might treat it real quick and send him home but he's been in for over 3 hours now 🧍
Modern Multitasking at the same time i'm doing this:
- Washing bedding
- Dish washer on
- Roast in the oven
- 2 robot vaccums going on top and bottom floor
- I just finished hoovering the stairs.
can't imagine living in an era without electricity jfc
- Washing bedding
- Dish washer on
- Roast in the oven
- 2 robot vaccums going on top and bottom floor
- I just finished hoovering the stairs.
can't imagine living in an era without electricity jfc
January 18, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Modern Multitasking at the same time i'm doing this:
- Washing bedding
- Dish washer on
- Roast in the oven
- 2 robot vaccums going on top and bottom floor
- I just finished hoovering the stairs.
can't imagine living in an era without electricity jfc
- Washing bedding
- Dish washer on
- Roast in the oven
- 2 robot vaccums going on top and bottom floor
- I just finished hoovering the stairs.
can't imagine living in an era without electricity jfc
He's probably fine right?
January 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
He's probably fine right?
the carer we had in last night for grandma left soiled trousers in the bathroom saying "i dont want to trail it around the house" to my grandpa. she was thinking the carer in the morning could tidy it up when it dried. GUESS WHO JUST TURNED UP 🤣🤣🤣
January 17, 2026 at 10:57 AM
the carer we had in last night for grandma left soiled trousers in the bathroom saying "i dont want to trail it around the house" to my grandpa. she was thinking the carer in the morning could tidy it up when it dried. GUESS WHO JUST TURNED UP 🤣🤣🤣
rebocap got my trackers to the UK in like 3 days and then Yodal has had them for 2 weeks. FUMING
January 17, 2026 at 8:31 AM
rebocap got my trackers to the UK in like 3 days and then Yodal has had them for 2 weeks. FUMING
max verstappen being in the top 10 Alphas on ao3 for 2025 was not in my bingo card.
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
max verstappen being in the top 10 Alphas on ao3 for 2025 was not in my bingo card.
i realised i needed to pee two hours ago. then i forgot. 💀 now i really REALLY need to pee
January 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
i realised i needed to pee two hours ago. then i forgot. 💀 now i really REALLY need to pee
if you dont know i live with my grandma who has dementia, we got a robot vaccum for christmas and she LOVES IT, can't wait for it to activate so she can watch it. i'm gonna get googly eyes for it
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
if you dont know i live with my grandma who has dementia, we got a robot vaccum for christmas and she LOVES IT, can't wait for it to activate so she can watch it. i'm gonna get googly eyes for it
I SPENT 10 MINUTES TRYING TO DEFROST MY WINDSCREEN AND THE SETTING WAS POINTING THE AIR AT MY FEET FUUUUUUUUUUU
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I SPENT 10 MINUTES TRYING TO DEFROST MY WINDSCREEN AND THE SETTING WAS POINTING THE AIR AT MY FEET FUUUUUUUUUUU
I👏dont👏have👏space👏for👏more👏models👏
January 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I👏dont👏have👏space👏for👏more👏models👏
Model Mama AiKeji is doing a new years test your luck redeem on vgen and i got a small blessing yippee!!
January 4, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Model Mama AiKeji is doing a new years test your luck redeem on vgen and i got a small blessing yippee!!
havent done a proper shopping trip in 2 weeks so i had a big long list, FILLED THE TESCO BELT, HOLY SHIT. never done that before
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
havent done a proper shopping trip in 2 weeks so i had a big long list, FILLED THE TESCO BELT, HOLY SHIT. never done that before
every time i get ironmouse cry for me out of my head someone uses it on tiktok COME ON MAN
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
every time i get ironmouse cry for me out of my head someone uses it on tiktok COME ON MAN
fuck it i'm following mha artists on my vtuber bsky 🫠
December 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
fuck it i'm following mha artists on my vtuber bsky 🫠
Merry Christmas everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Merry Christmas everyone!
I ALWAYS shower on a wednesday around 5/6pm and it's past that now and my dog has been sat in my door way staring at my for some time. she lost her mind when i picked my towel up HOW DOES SHE KNOW THE DAYS OF THE WEEK
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I ALWAYS shower on a wednesday around 5/6pm and it's past that now and my dog has been sat in my door way staring at my for some time. she lost her mind when i picked my towel up HOW DOES SHE KNOW THE DAYS OF THE WEEK
Didn't think i would but i cried so hard i couldnt breathe at the last episode of mha
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Didn't think i would but i cried so hard i couldnt breathe at the last episode of mha
on my main youtube channel i watched 4000 different channels this year jfc
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
on my main youtube channel i watched 4000 different channels this year jfc
Vgen now have Vsona so you can see a large portion of the art i've commissioned easily:
vsona.co/danimaxcringe
vsona.co/danimaxcringe
DaniMaxCringe: All Concepts
"My default setting is lost and confused" | After getting lost in the forests of England Dani is transformed from a Northern Lapwing to a human by a friendly will-o-the-wisp
vsona.co
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Vgen now have Vsona so you can see a large portion of the art i've commissioned easily:
vsona.co/danimaxcringe
vsona.co/danimaxcringe
After 6 months, Croudo is nearly here!!
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
After 6 months, Croudo is nearly here!!