Dr. Platano 🇵🇷
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Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
who’s ready to live through yet more history
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
who’s ready to live through yet more history
"the universal text interpreter that can manipulate any tool which casts a textual shadow has no purpose, and look how you flirt with your own destruction by not accepting my position"
these folks are the real stochastic parrots, there's never anything new
these folks are the real stochastic parrots, there's never anything new
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"the universal text interpreter that can manipulate any tool which casts a textual shadow has no purpose, and look how you flirt with your own destruction by not accepting my position"
these folks are the real stochastic parrots, there's never anything new
these folks are the real stochastic parrots, there's never anything new
translating a scientific supercomputing task into the pre-CUDA shader language for the first time
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
translating a scientific supercomputing task into the pre-CUDA shader language for the first time
AWS before they racked their first datacenter GPU
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
AWS before they racked their first datacenter GPU
pictured: the inside of a data center that does not do AI
the assembled priests sanctify the energy consumption, used as it is for pure, non-parallelizable execution
the assembled priests sanctify the energy consumption, used as it is for pure, non-parallelizable execution
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
pictured: the inside of a data center that does not do AI
the assembled priests sanctify the energy consumption, used as it is for pure, non-parallelizable execution
the assembled priests sanctify the energy consumption, used as it is for pure, non-parallelizable execution
I shall find peace through memetic compression
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I shall find peace through memetic compression
The internet is not what it was in our youth
but if you can’t appreciate the miracle of creativity that still surrounds us, that’s a skill issue
but if you can’t appreciate the miracle of creativity that still surrounds us, that’s a skill issue
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The internet is not what it was in our youth
but if you can’t appreciate the miracle of creativity that still surrounds us, that’s a skill issue
but if you can’t appreciate the miracle of creativity that still surrounds us, that’s a skill issue
this was sad and funny at the time
funnier still in a world where voters said "yeah fuck this guy"
funnier still in a world where voters said "yeah fuck this guy"
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this was sad and funny at the time
funnier still in a world where voters said "yeah fuck this guy"
funnier still in a world where voters said "yeah fuck this guy"
I missed this
on TikTok, Cuomo’s closing argument was a rambling and charmless discourse on his “good luck truck,” which he insisted would win the race for him
an anti-charismatic figure braying to a tiny audience. more than half of NYC households don’t have a car
on TikTok, Cuomo’s closing argument was a rambling and charmless discourse on his “good luck truck,” which he insisted would win the race for him
an anti-charismatic figure braying to a tiny audience. more than half of NYC households don’t have a car
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I missed this
on TikTok, Cuomo’s closing argument was a rambling and charmless discourse on his “good luck truck,” which he insisted would win the race for him
an anti-charismatic figure braying to a tiny audience. more than half of NYC households don’t have a car
on TikTok, Cuomo’s closing argument was a rambling and charmless discourse on his “good luck truck,” which he insisted would win the race for him
an anti-charismatic figure braying to a tiny audience. more than half of NYC households don’t have a car
My guy isn’t just hitting night clubs
he’s doing senior centers!
he’s doing senior centers!
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
My guy isn’t just hitting night clubs
he’s doing senior centers!
he’s doing senior centers!
When Zohran opens for a concert, all the phones come out
His appearance is an event to be captured and remembered
I think this is wild stuff, and it’s no wonder the establishment fucking loathes him. They don’t have this juice
His appearance is an event to be captured and remembered
I think this is wild stuff, and it’s no wonder the establishment fucking loathes him. They don’t have this juice
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
When Zohran opens for a concert, all the phones come out
His appearance is an event to be captured and remembered
I think this is wild stuff, and it’s no wonder the establishment fucking loathes him. They don’t have this juice
His appearance is an event to be captured and remembered
I think this is wild stuff, and it’s no wonder the establishment fucking loathes him. They don’t have this juice
Mamdani hitting the various nightclubs of the city in a final appeal to visit the polls on Tuesday
Have we ever seen this before? DeBlasio and Bloomberg were not in the club surely
Have we ever seen this before? DeBlasio and Bloomberg were not in the club surely
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Mamdani hitting the various nightclubs of the city in a final appeal to visit the polls on Tuesday
Have we ever seen this before? DeBlasio and Bloomberg were not in the club surely
Have we ever seen this before? DeBlasio and Bloomberg were not in the club surely
a song where the artist purports to have fucked your wife in a Costco
amidst the darkness we continue to live through an explosion of art and culture with no historical precedent
amidst the darkness we continue to live through an explosion of art and culture with no historical precedent
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
a song where the artist purports to have fucked your wife in a Costco
amidst the darkness we continue to live through an explosion of art and culture with no historical precedent
amidst the darkness we continue to live through an explosion of art and culture with no historical precedent
The irony is Cuomo had a much, MUCH better night at the last debate compared to the first one
had he just played it cool in the aftermath he might have enjoyed some tailwind from it
but he’s a fundamentally toxic person, entirely bereft of character, going scorched earth on an entire population
had he just played it cool in the aftermath he might have enjoyed some tailwind from it
but he’s a fundamentally toxic person, entirely bereft of character, going scorched earth on an entire population
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The irony is Cuomo had a much, MUCH better night at the last debate compared to the first one
had he just played it cool in the aftermath he might have enjoyed some tailwind from it
but he’s a fundamentally toxic person, entirely bereft of character, going scorched earth on an entire population
had he just played it cool in the aftermath he might have enjoyed some tailwind from it
but he’s a fundamentally toxic person, entirely bereft of character, going scorched earth on an entire population
I’ve figured it out
Cuomo’s message to voters: “I am entitled to this office”
Mamdani’s message to voters: “YOU are entitled to this office.”
Cuomo’s message to voters: “I am entitled to this office”
Mamdani’s message to voters: “YOU are entitled to this office.”
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’ve figured it out
Cuomo’s message to voters: “I am entitled to this office”
Mamdani’s message to voters: “YOU are entitled to this office.”
Cuomo’s message to voters: “I am entitled to this office”
Mamdani’s message to voters: “YOU are entitled to this office.”
reading the search results for “nazi tattoo”
a very normal thing for an informed citizen to include in their morning
a very normal thing for an informed citizen to include in their morning
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
reading the search results for “nazi tattoo”
a very normal thing for an informed citizen to include in their morning
a very normal thing for an informed citizen to include in their morning
come on this is beyond satire
I’m never learning Blender, this is heinous
I’m never learning Blender, this is heinous
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
come on this is beyond satire
I’m never learning Blender, this is heinous
I’m never learning Blender, this is heinous
It’s cliche to say “generational political communicator”
but it’s pretty clear that’s what we’re seeing here
Mamdani has that gift for connecting with the room and bringing them to their feet. making them feel seen and appreciated and part of something bigger
but it’s pretty clear that’s what we’re seeing here
Mamdani has that gift for connecting with the room and bringing them to their feet. making them feel seen and appreciated and part of something bigger
October 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It’s cliche to say “generational political communicator”
but it’s pretty clear that’s what we’re seeing here
Mamdani has that gift for connecting with the room and bringing them to their feet. making them feel seen and appreciated and part of something bigger
but it’s pretty clear that’s what we’re seeing here
Mamdani has that gift for connecting with the room and bringing them to their feet. making them feel seen and appreciated and part of something bigger
Imagine not being able to make money from this
You should be exiled from corporate America
You should be exiled from corporate America
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Imagine not being able to make money from this
You should be exiled from corporate America
You should be exiled from corporate America
this guy is like a superposition of Obama and The Beatles, listen to this shit
hear the crowd ecstasy
I have a feeling the polls aren’t fully capturing what’s gonna happen to Cuomo next month
hear the crowd ecstasy
I have a feeling the polls aren’t fully capturing what’s gonna happen to Cuomo next month
October 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
this guy is like a superposition of Obama and The Beatles, listen to this shit
hear the crowd ecstasy
I have a feeling the polls aren’t fully capturing what’s gonna happen to Cuomo next month
hear the crowd ecstasy
I have a feeling the polls aren’t fully capturing what’s gonna happen to Cuomo next month
the Pivot to Porno is OpenAI announcing that every one of their basement pervert persona cohort is upselling to the $200 tier in December
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
the Pivot to Porno is OpenAI announcing that every one of their basement pervert persona cohort is upselling to the $200 tier in December