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daniel winn
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It would be wonderful to me if you'd watch my new short film: www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1Tj...
The Apology
YouTube video by Daniel Winn
www.youtube.com
no more lookalike contests please
January 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
One thing that was nice about the early 2000s is no one cared about video quality
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I wonder if Rick Perry still says oops or if it's too painful a memory
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
What bothers me about the fatwa for salmon Rushdie is they’re not supposed to read the book. I’d want to at least read the book if I’m going to murder the guy
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Haven’t gotten any compliments on my new Venmo profile picture
December 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I could not in good consciousness work for words with friends (plagiarism)
December 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I just said my name (Daniel) and this guy thought I said Kayden. That’s life I guess
December 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
a real life metropolitan (1990) "kafka-esque"
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
His teammate just punched a guy
December 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I don't think i've ever heard a wonderful life opinion that's held my interest
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I have another suggestion for something my friend should talk to her therapist about
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I think bald people should wear wigs non-covertly, just when the feel like it
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I've never had an ulterior motive in my life
December 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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ain’t there too many heads in the world?
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
@rianjohnson.bsky.social love the ishtar reference in wake up dead man
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I think ted talks are where everything started to go wrong
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Shakes are not in the category “drinks and shakes” at Burger King by the way.
December 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What was Santa doing before Rudolph; just flying blind? That doesn’t make sense.
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I've never met a shy person from new jersey
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My bartelby the scrivener recommendations aren't getting the traction I would like them to get
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My great grandfather was the first person to ever parallel park. People called him crazy but he didn’t care
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
There’s nothing I hate more in this world than meetings
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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"Like a tomato-based ketchup."
[Daft Punk “Get Lucky” voice] 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Just brushing up
September 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
unfortunately I would be too good at taskmaster and ruin the show
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM