My mate just sent me this pic from a few years ago.
I used to be cute! What the f*ck happened??
I used to be cute! What the f*ck happened??
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My mate just sent me this pic from a few years ago.
I used to be cute! What the f*ck happened??
I used to be cute! What the f*ck happened??
"You're gay!"
I am, but only in theory.
In practice? I'm a nun.
Aka, I ain't getting nun.
I am, but only in theory.
In practice? I'm a nun.
Aka, I ain't getting nun.
a man with white hair and a beard is standing in front of a green wall .
ALT: a man with white hair and a beard is standing in front of a green wall .
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December 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"You're gay!"
I am, but only in theory.
In practice? I'm a nun.
Aka, I ain't getting nun.
I am, but only in theory.
In practice? I'm a nun.
Aka, I ain't getting nun.
This is body goals for 2026.
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is body goals for 2026.
Someone is a bit sleepy
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Someone is a bit sleepy
Friend: "Danny, why are you still single?"
Me: <gestures at everyone>
Friend: "oh, yeah. I get it."
Me: <gestures at everyone>
Friend: "oh, yeah. I get it."
a man in a gray shirt is clapping his hands
ALT: a man in a gray shirt is clapping his hands
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December 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Friend: "Danny, why are you still single?"
Me: <gestures at everyone>
Friend: "oh, yeah. I get it."
Me: <gestures at everyone>
Friend: "oh, yeah. I get it."
I need this cockring... its a big version of my actual ring-ring!
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I need this cockring... its a big version of my actual ring-ring!
My work recently advertised for 3 jobs, and had 200 applicants.
I've just seen some workmates complaining about how they hate their jobs and the bosses on social media, and all I can think is "if you hate it SO much, stand aside and let someone who wants that job take your place."
Am I wrong?
I've just seen some workmates complaining about how they hate their jobs and the bosses on social media, and all I can think is "if you hate it SO much, stand aside and let someone who wants that job take your place."
Am I wrong?
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My work recently advertised for 3 jobs, and had 200 applicants.
I've just seen some workmates complaining about how they hate their jobs and the bosses on social media, and all I can think is "if you hate it SO much, stand aside and let someone who wants that job take your place."
Am I wrong?
I've just seen some workmates complaining about how they hate their jobs and the bosses on social media, and all I can think is "if you hate it SO much, stand aside and let someone who wants that job take your place."
Am I wrong?
Quote this post with you best briefs pics pls and thanku x
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Quote this post with you best briefs pics pls and thanku x
Civilisations: Rise and Fall on BBC iPlayer.
I came for the stories, I stayed for Dr Luke Kemp.
I also learnt stuff along the way which was fascinating!
I came for the stories, I stayed for Dr Luke Kemp.
I also learnt stuff along the way which was fascinating!
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Civilisations: Rise and Fall on BBC iPlayer.
I came for the stories, I stayed for Dr Luke Kemp.
I also learnt stuff along the way which was fascinating!
I came for the stories, I stayed for Dr Luke Kemp.
I also learnt stuff along the way which was fascinating!
That'll teach me for driving 2 and a half hours without a pee break... got home, ran upstairs to the toilet, slipped... partial dislocation of the shoulder 😂😂
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
That'll teach me for driving 2 and a half hours without a pee break... got home, ran upstairs to the toilet, slipped... partial dislocation of the shoulder 😂😂
Me: "dad, what would you like for Christmas?"
Dad: "I don't want anything, except to know that you're happy!"
Me: "... ok no, so how about a new vacuum?"
Dad: "I don't want anything, except to know that you're happy!"
Me: "... ok no, so how about a new vacuum?"
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Me: "dad, what would you like for Christmas?"
Dad: "I don't want anything, except to know that you're happy!"
Me: "... ok no, so how about a new vacuum?"
Dad: "I don't want anything, except to know that you're happy!"
Me: "... ok no, so how about a new vacuum?"
A load of college kids on the bus, and one just said "2005? Nah mate I wasn't born till 2007, I'm only 18!"
And my mouth dropped... 2005 was only 2 years ago, surely?! Not 20??
20?!
Fuck i'm so old!
And my mouth dropped... 2005 was only 2 years ago, surely?! Not 20??
20?!
Fuck i'm so old!
a woman with a surprised look on her face says i 'm old !
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November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A load of college kids on the bus, and one just said "2005? Nah mate I wasn't born till 2007, I'm only 18!"
And my mouth dropped... 2005 was only 2 years ago, surely?! Not 20??
20?!
Fuck i'm so old!
And my mouth dropped... 2005 was only 2 years ago, surely?! Not 20??
20?!
Fuck i'm so old!
Everything reminds me of him...
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Everything reminds me of him...
Well, I stood up earlier and clicked my neck... so...
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Well, I stood up earlier and clicked my neck... so...
All I would like RIGHT NOW is someone (or some people) to come over, get in bed with me, and cuddle all night.
And if it slips in, it slips in.
And if it slips in, it slips in.
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
All I would like RIGHT NOW is someone (or some people) to come over, get in bed with me, and cuddle all night.
And if it slips in, it slips in.
And if it slips in, it slips in.
"999, what's your emergency?"
"Uh..."
"Uh..."
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"999, what's your emergency?"
"Uh..."
"Uh..."
I'm starting an Only Fans account.
But its just me, dressed up as your dad, telling you "I'm proud of you."
£7.99 a month.
Sounds good?
But its just me, dressed up as your dad, telling you "I'm proud of you."
£7.99 a month.
Sounds good?
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm starting an Only Fans account.
But its just me, dressed up as your dad, telling you "I'm proud of you."
£7.99 a month.
Sounds good?
But its just me, dressed up as your dad, telling you "I'm proud of you."
£7.99 a month.
Sounds good?
Oh yes. Yes.
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Oh yes. Yes.
How big are you?
5ft 8 (173cm)
200lbs (90.1kg)
5ft 8 (173cm)
200lbs (90.1kg)
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
How big are you?
5ft 8 (173cm)
200lbs (90.1kg)
5ft 8 (173cm)
200lbs (90.1kg)
