Dan Polinsky
@danielpolinsky.bsky.social
Retired engineer/Amazon FBA. Trader now. Occasionally funny, but not in this profile, obviously.
Right? I've finished 54 books this year, and should finish number 55 this weekend.
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Right? I've finished 54 books this year, and should finish number 55 this weekend.
Great idea! Maybe you can put in a punching bag that looks like the current US Transportation Secretary!
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Great idea! Maybe you can put in a punching bag that looks like the current US Transportation Secretary!
Agreed. Devo's cover of Nine Inch Nails' Head Like a Hole was an unexpected weird surprise.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Agreed. Devo's cover of Nine Inch Nails' Head Like a Hole was an unexpected weird surprise.
Yes, a single barrel Angel's Envy.
It's only a matter of time.
It's only a matter of time.
December 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Yes, a single barrel Angel's Envy.
It's only a matter of time.
It's only a matter of time.
I raise my glass of Victory Gin to this brilliant idea!
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I raise my glass of Victory Gin to this brilliant idea!
She probably wouldn't appreciate having just franks thrown her way either, but it's worth a try.
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
She probably wouldn't appreciate having just franks thrown her way either, but it's worth a try.
Feel free to resign NOW. Lombardo will be required to appoint your replacement, and they are required to be of the same political party as you. Because at this point ANY other democrat would be better serving their constituents than you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Feel free to resign NOW. Lombardo will be required to appoint your replacement, and they are required to be of the same political party as you. Because at this point ANY other democrat would be better serving their constituents than you.
I love this joke, and I hate that it expires in two months.
October 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I love this joke, and I hate that it expires in two months.
I'm shivering with antici-
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm shivering with antici-
My birthday was on the 11th, and yes, my same wish obviously didn't come true either.
August 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My birthday was on the 11th, and yes, my same wish obviously didn't come true either.
I just started this series, and based on the language I've been waiting for Debra Morgan (Dexter) to make an appearance.
August 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I just started this series, and based on the language I've been waiting for Debra Morgan (Dexter) to make an appearance.
Nope, haven't seen it. Maybe they should run it during a South Park episode.
August 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Nope, haven't seen it. Maybe they should run it during a South Park episode.
This will continue to be a problem until the state's cannabis tax structure changes.
August 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This will continue to be a problem until the state's cannabis tax structure changes.
I've heard that Coca Cola is quite delicious to drink while reading through the Epstein files.
July 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I've heard that Coca Cola is quite delicious to drink while reading through the Epstein files.
I have it somewhere in storage. On Laserdisc!
Now i just need to get my laserdisc player from my father's house the next time I'm there.
Now i just need to get my laserdisc player from my father's house the next time I'm there.
July 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have it somewhere in storage. On Laserdisc!
Now i just need to get my laserdisc player from my father's house the next time I'm there.
Now i just need to get my laserdisc player from my father's house the next time I'm there.
I believe this is also marketed and sold as "Liquid Ass."
June 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I believe this is also marketed and sold as "Liquid Ass."
I think I need to adopt this attitude.
June 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think I need to adopt this attitude.