daniel (on the web)
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I think when you order fast food on a delivery app you get what you deserve. Not in a mean/bad way it’s just what The Fates have decided for you that day. Gotta own it
January 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I think when you order fast food on a delivery app you get what you deserve. Not in a mean/bad way it’s just what The Fates have decided for you that day. Gotta own it
They’re calling him Kyle “24 WAR” Tucker
January 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
They’re calling him Kyle “24 WAR” Tucker
A bruise is a type of internal bleeding lol
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
A bruise is a type of internal bleeding lol
Frankly, its smart to do PI there, knowing the refs are too cowardly to call it
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Frankly, its smart to do PI there, knowing the refs are too cowardly to call it
Mayor Johnson, this hat looks great. Please keep wearing hats like this sir
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Mayor Johnson, this hat looks great. Please keep wearing hats like this sir
Project Hail Mary is corny and silly but it’s very fun, easy reading
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Project Hail Mary is corny and silly but it’s very fun, easy reading
Here’s a cool link, not sure what it does
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December 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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🧲 :)
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December 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
🧲 :)
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I can fix her…
December 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I can fix her…
I think this will work well and won’t be abused by extremely online freaks to try to punish their rivals
October 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I think this will work well and won’t be abused by extremely online freaks to try to punish their rivals
8 years of goofing off they should call yall the goof off kings
August 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
8 years of goofing off they should call yall the goof off kings
I think the line "she had a bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown" is the hardest i've laughed in a movie theater
August 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I think the line "she had a bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown" is the hardest i've laughed in a movie theater