I hope there’s some Tesla dealership staff out there documenting all the obscenities, etc. they see spray painted onto those things. It would make a fun coffee table book!

A tip for menfolk: Please, for the love of god, stop mentioning that you have daughters, sisters, etc. whenever you want to condemn other men’s shitty behavior towards women.

Remember folks, if things get really bad we can all move into Sandra Bullock’s enormous sweater from the 1995 holiday romcom classic “While You Were Sleeping”.

The other day I watched a Christmas movie and at the end the guy visiting from the big city fell in love with the small town girl and decided to stay, and I thought, “Whoa, Hallmark certainly is getting progressive now.”

I guess it’s a good thing I already decided my New Year’s resolution will be to lose some weight since pretty soon none of us will be able to afford to eat anyway.