Daniel Hunter
@danielhunter.bsky.social
Breaking down the walls of heartburn
Christmas is actually named after the martyr St Crimbo of Antioch (291-326).
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Christmas is actually named after the martyr St Crimbo of Antioch (291-326).
Can’t believe it’s been 358 days since them reindeer slags bullied Rudolph. Fucking muppets.
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Can’t believe it’s been 358 days since them reindeer slags bullied Rudolph. Fucking muppets.
Surely ’when the snowman beings the snow’ couldn’t be a cocaine reference, could it?
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Surely ’when the snowman beings the snow’ couldn’t be a cocaine reference, could it?
AI images are soon going to be indistinguishable from reality.
December 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
AI images are soon going to be indistinguishable from reality.
‘Please share your thoughts with us.’ Philippe Clement sure knows how to organise a midfield? The X-Men was never the same after Chris Claremont left? Brussels sprouts are Satan’s testicles?
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
‘Please share your thoughts with us.’ Philippe Clement sure knows how to organise a midfield? The X-Men was never the same after Chris Claremont left? Brussels sprouts are Satan’s testicles?
Jenny Sauron and the Jazzguls.
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Jenny Sauron and the Jazzguls.
I knew you were an agent of Tsarist revanchism when you walk in.
December 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I knew you were an agent of Tsarist revanchism when you walk in.
GROUNDHOG DAY IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
GROUNDHOG DAY IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE
Remember NFTs? High noon for rampant shysterism.
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember NFTs? High noon for rampant shysterism.
I’ve spent the last few watching files downloading. The faster the internet, the bigger the files.
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I’ve spent the last few watching files downloading. The faster the internet, the bigger the files.
My new settee not only has motorised recliners but also USB charging ports. These are truly, as Paul Simon once sang, the days of miracle and wonder.
December 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My new settee not only has motorised recliners but also USB charging ports. These are truly, as Paul Simon once sang, the days of miracle and wonder.
Last Christmas I embarked on an exciting voyage of personal discovery
and the very next day I succumbed to existential ennui.
and the very next day I succumbed to existential ennui.
December 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Last Christmas I embarked on an exciting voyage of personal discovery
and the very next day I succumbed to existential ennui.
and the very next day I succumbed to existential ennui.
Team Feeble losing Evenepoel because of stalled compensation negotiations is peak Jim Radcliffe.
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Team Feeble losing Evenepoel because of stalled compensation negotiations is peak Jim Radcliffe.
COME ON THE NWRWYTSH
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
COME ON THE NWRWYTSH
Why does Jerry Seinfeld have eleven different packets of cereal in his kitchen? Has he got a compulsive breakfast habit?
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Why does Jerry Seinfeld have eleven different packets of cereal in his kitchen? Has he got a compulsive breakfast habit?
The Grinch didn’t steal Christmas, it was Thatcher, yeah?
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Grinch didn’t steal Christmas, it was Thatcher, yeah?
I don’t care if I look like a wild-haired cyberman, noise cancelling headphones are the best.
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I don’t care if I look like a wild-haired cyberman, noise cancelling headphones are the best.
Have them slags knocked down Centrepoint?
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Have them slags knocked down Centrepoint?
Asymmetric coffee patterns don’t work with left-handers. Your love heart looks like a bum.
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Asymmetric coffee patterns don’t work with left-handers. Your love heart looks like a bum.
See it, say it, rat them out.
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
See it, say it, rat them out.
To London for a work thing but my shoes look like I’ve been trudging through a Norfolk field. Which tbf I have.
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
To London for a work thing but my shoes look like I’ve been trudging through a Norfolk field. Which tbf I have.
Thanks for the update, Apple, I hate it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Thanks for the update, Apple, I hate it.
Your Second Foundation is shit, mate. It’s all moonlit processions and drugged candles.
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Your Second Foundation is shit, mate. It’s all moonlit processions and drugged candles.