Just Dan for now
@danielfsmith.bsky.social
Architect because art pays for shit
Tried to get my coffee at the drive thru. Mixed up words, mixed up order, robotic voice, asked if I wanted it ‘to go’?…. must be AI. It was NOT AI.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Tried to get my coffee at the drive thru. Mixed up words, mixed up order, robotic voice, asked if I wanted it ‘to go’?…. must be AI. It was NOT AI.
Can we switch sports reporters and the WH press pool? I think they might be a ‘little’ tougher. ‘Why did you fumble the economy?’
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Can we switch sports reporters and the WH press pool? I think they might be a ‘little’ tougher. ‘Why did you fumble the economy?’
I finally cracked one of those terrible hot sauce sets some gifts you from like TJ Maxx. It has two bottles with droppers. I kid u not. This fucking thing thinks I’m a hot sauce scientist. I just want to taste my eggs. That shit was medium at best.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I finally cracked one of those terrible hot sauce sets some gifts you from like TJ Maxx. It has two bottles with droppers. I kid u not. This fucking thing thinks I’m a hot sauce scientist. I just want to taste my eggs. That shit was medium at best.
If you ever get a chance to see a wild turkey in real life, you would never think to yourself, ‘mmmm… I bet that tastes good.’ Not me, at least.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you ever get a chance to see a wild turkey in real life, you would never think to yourself, ‘mmmm… I bet that tastes good.’ Not me, at least.
We have a consumer-driven economy. Eventually when all the data is sold, jobs cut, and profits maximized; people will stop spending and tax revenue drops like a stone. That’s the cliff.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We have a consumer-driven economy. Eventually when all the data is sold, jobs cut, and profits maximized; people will stop spending and tax revenue drops like a stone. That’s the cliff.
Dylan Cease is going to the Blue Jays. I will miss all the puns his name provided.
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Dylan Cease is going to the Blue Jays. I will miss all the puns his name provided.
When I tell my daughter she is a Norwegian princess…
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When I tell my daughter she is a Norwegian princess…
Pop quiz: How many federal judges names did you know under Obama, not counting SCOTUS? Me: 0. That was a nice time.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Pop quiz: How many federal judges names did you know under Obama, not counting SCOTUS? Me: 0. That was a nice time.
I lost my Key fab in my truck two weeks ago. It still drives. I just can’t find it. If someone tries to open it, free truck, I guess.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I lost my Key fab in my truck two weeks ago. It still drives. I just can’t find it. If someone tries to open it, free truck, I guess.
If there are orders from the WH to invade Venezuela, I hope there are dozens of Crimson Tide moments where people make the right call. I’m a dreamer.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
If there are orders from the WH to invade Venezuela, I hope there are dozens of Crimson Tide moments where people make the right call. I’m a dreamer.
Sports TV format sucks also. They show so little of the game. Purdy throws 3 ints. They show 2, mention the third. Then they chat as two people standing like toddlers in front of a big TV for two minutes. wtf?
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Sports TV format sucks also. They show so little of the game. Purdy throws 3 ints. They show 2, mention the third. Then they chat as two people standing like toddlers in front of a big TV for two minutes. wtf?
The mainstream media sucks. The format, that is. They talk about news with graphics, then they cut to a panel or some guy and discuss it to death. That’s not news. That’s opinion. Just do the news. What the fuck happened to more information?
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The mainstream media sucks. The format, that is. They talk about news with graphics, then they cut to a panel or some guy and discuss it to death. That’s not news. That’s opinion. Just do the news. What the fuck happened to more information?
I figured out that the Northern lights being able to be seen in pink and green hues across the US was just an elaborate ad for Wicked 2.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I figured out that the Northern lights being able to be seen in pink and green hues across the US was just an elaborate ad for Wicked 2.
Trump pardoned ‘Waddle’ today. I had no idea playing receiver for the Dolphins was a crime, but maybe?
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump pardoned ‘Waddle’ today. I had no idea playing receiver for the Dolphins was a crime, but maybe?
Unless they are giving it all away to charity, I don’t need updates on who the top one or two richest people are.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Unless they are giving it all away to charity, I don’t need updates on who the top one or two richest people are.
I had a strange dream that we elected a democratic president and Bluesky was just books, video games, gardening, cooking, and nonsense. I want to go back to sleep.
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I had a strange dream that we elected a democratic president and Bluesky was just books, video games, gardening, cooking, and nonsense. I want to go back to sleep.
Eagles deserve to lose in those grass green uniforms. Is like a lawn commercial… ‘Feed your lawn, feeed it’.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Eagles deserve to lose in those grass green uniforms. Is like a lawn commercial… ‘Feed your lawn, feeed it’.
How bad does the football have to be in order to go back to scripted television?
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
How bad does the football have to be in order to go back to scripted television?
Hear me out: Jeffries and Schumer, fundraiser on a ferry together as a show of unity. I tip the ferry captain to keep it moving.
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Hear me out: Jeffries and Schumer, fundraiser on a ferry together as a show of unity. I tip the ferry captain to keep it moving.
Aaron Schatz’s tombstone:
Breakfasts: 4,567
Lunches: 10,234, 12% sack lunches
Dinners: 12,345, pressures: 3.2%
Deadlines missed: 2, top 1% in the league
Scoops: 15 majors, 231 minors
Scooped: 92%, #34 all-time
Breakfasts: 4,567
Lunches: 10,234, 12% sack lunches
Dinners: 12,345, pressures: 3.2%
Deadlines missed: 2, top 1% in the league
Scoops: 15 majors, 231 minors
Scooped: 92%, #34 all-time
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Aaron Schatz’s tombstone:
Breakfasts: 4,567
Lunches: 10,234, 12% sack lunches
Dinners: 12,345, pressures: 3.2%
Deadlines missed: 2, top 1% in the league
Scoops: 15 majors, 231 minors
Scooped: 92%, #34 all-time
Breakfasts: 4,567
Lunches: 10,234, 12% sack lunches
Dinners: 12,345, pressures: 3.2%
Deadlines missed: 2, top 1% in the league
Scoops: 15 majors, 231 minors
Scooped: 92%, #34 all-time
I think he’s gonna blow him.
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think he’s gonna blow him.
What happens when they find NFL owners (or similar) in the Epstien files? Will they be forced to sell the team?
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What happens when they find NFL owners (or similar) in the Epstien files? Will they be forced to sell the team?
Is it ‘heads on spikes!’ Or ‘heads on pikes!’? I want to get my chanting correct and buy pikes, if needed.
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Is it ‘heads on spikes!’ Or ‘heads on pikes!’? I want to get my chanting correct and buy pikes, if needed.
Why are executive order not checked by the other two branches for accuracy before implementation? If the order is unconstitutional, why is it carried out? Seems like a serious loophole throwing us directly back to the Stone Age.
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why are executive order not checked by the other two branches for accuracy before implementation? If the order is unconstitutional, why is it carried out? Seems like a serious loophole throwing us directly back to the Stone Age.
Ok. Fuck it. How much to buy a GOP congressman? $100,000? $1 million? It would cost us less to just bribe our way back to normal.
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ok. Fuck it. How much to buy a GOP congressman? $100,000? $1 million? It would cost us less to just bribe our way back to normal.