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Full-time yapper into the abyss
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Welcome (back) to my yapping hell :)

You can only blame yourself for being here <3
So that’s it. Final episodes of the end of an era doc done. It’s over. The book is finally closed. What the fuck am I meant to do with my life now
December 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
OH WAIT HE’S GOING TO THE AIRPORT

I forgot his flight is today 💀
Love watching my bestie go for a late night hookup on life360 😍

Go kylie go! You’re doing amazing sweetie!
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Love watching my bestie go for a late night hookup on life360 😍

Go kylie go! You’re doing amazing sweetie!
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My fyp knew exactly what it was doing showing me this TikTok over 2 MONTHS late 🤭
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Asking if anyone’s up for drinks at 18:30 and then saying 20:30 is too late because teleportation hasn’t been fucking invented yet isn’t you being quirky spontaneous

You just have zero concept of planning and actually giving reasonable notice 😒
December 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Feeling more dressed for a funeral than a big 18th birthday party 🥴
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
According to Tesco, I’m apparently 13-14 years old / 164cm in height cuz that’s what children’s school trousers I fit best in 💀
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Thinking about how in the work social, I was talking to the HR manager who I had plenty of meetings about complaints on my “behaviour” from my old team lead

He fucking ripped into how bad that team lead was and how many complaints he got himself lmaooo I just had a short fuse with that fucker 🤪
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Not someone I added from Grindr finding my friends at a gay club 😭
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
End of an era doc has just been so beautiful and the emphasis it keeps placing on the whole team, not just Taylor 🥹 those last 2 episodes cannot come soon enough 😭

Meanwhile masked crusaders want us to believe she’s MAGA uh huh sure 🥸
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Really abusing my left half by getting the treatment and my second vaccine dose on the same side 😭
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Huh nice my clinic is now offering DoxyPEP from the new year, just in time too cuz I think I’m on my last 5 doses 😩
December 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Oh hello Karma at the clinic? They knew I was coming 😌
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December 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Every time I put a remotely love Taylor song on my insta notes, I’ve got a friend swiping up like “omg new Lover era???” like I’m not about to queue up a tortured poets song right after 😭

Girl I’m just a swiftie 😩
December 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Dying over Live Photos capturing my friends hyping me up while having a little photoshoot 😭
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
And I won’t confess that I waited
But I let the lamp burn
As the men masqueraded
I hoped you’d return
December 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Okay decided on a song, thought I’ll just make a rough outline of how I’ll structure it

Ended up in a genuine state of flow and spent 5 hours editing it to almost completion (just got December to live through first) 💀
Debating whether to use a tortured poets song or showgirl song for my end-of-year story

Been really feeling a tortured showgirl this year tbh 🥸
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Got my STI test results back and it came back positive for something

Honestly it’s not even the positive result that really bummed me. It’s that I’ve had some shockingly shit hookups recently so it wasn’t even all worth it. Both quantity AND quality went down 🫩
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Debating whether to use a tortured poets song or showgirl song for my end-of-year story

Been really feeling a tortured showgirl this year tbh 🥸
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This weekend has treating myself with endless snacks and sleep that I desperately needed to catch up on 😫

Just gotta through the final 1.5 days of work left for the year 😌
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
me vs kpop idols i share a zodiac sign with <3

cancer ♋️
(including a shared birthday 🤭)
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Unhealthily obsessing over the cinematography of the eras tour the final show film 😫
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Got off the train, thinking it was my stop. I completely forgot about the little hold up that delayed it slightly so I actually got off a full town early.

I am actually the whole fucking circus 🙃
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Being ID’d for an energy drink will never not be funny to me

I’m flattered you think I’m potentially under 16 but it’s 8:30am on a weekday and I’m wearing nothing remotely close to a school uniform 💀
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Losing interest halfway through a hookup is absolutely great 100% would recommend it every time 🤧
December 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM