Dan Hopper
@danhopp.bsky.social
Writer of comedy & sports stuff.
Host of THRILL OF DEFEAT: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thrill-of-defeat/id1816289659
The Only Pittsburgh Sports Page: https://danhopper.substack.com/
Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/DanHopp/
Host of THRILL OF DEFEAT: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thrill-of-defeat/id1816289659
The Only Pittsburgh Sports Page: https://danhopper.substack.com/
Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/DanHopp/
Immaculate Grid ass wine
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Immaculate Grid ass wine
My dad is texting on a level that the deepest irony posters spend a lifetime chasing
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My dad is texting on a level that the deepest irony posters spend a lifetime chasing
When everyone else leaves the zoom so it's just you for a second
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When everyone else leaves the zoom so it's just you for a second
Not one of Bart’s funnier ones tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Not one of Bart’s funnier ones tbh
Mentioned this episode: The Jaguars used to cover huge portions of their stadium with giant banners to intentionally reduce their seating capacity so they could argue they were technically over 85% full and avoid the NFL blacking out their games on TV. Smart franchise 🧠
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Mentioned this episode: The Jaguars used to cover huge portions of their stadium with giant banners to intentionally reduce their seating capacity so they could argue they were technically over 85% full and avoid the NFL blacking out their games on TV. Smart franchise 🧠
“You GOTTA see what’s in this person’s bio lmaoo”
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“You GOTTA see what’s in this person’s bio lmaoo”
Dem trifecta in New Jersey
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Dem trifecta in New Jersey
BAD NEWS New Yorkers, this badass leader is about to usher in what appears to be an era of futuristic prosperity
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
BAD NEWS New Yorkers, this badass leader is about to usher in what appears to be an era of futuristic prosperity
Oh you were watching football? I was playing a little sport called SAVING DEMOCRACY (while listening to the game on headphones then gunning it home to resume watching)
November 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh you were watching football? I was playing a little sport called SAVING DEMOCRACY (while listening to the game on headphones then gunning it home to resume watching)
Turned the tv on this morning straight to this
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Turned the tv on this morning straight to this
Every cut to Freddie Freeman
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Every cut to Freddie Freeman
Finishing all 7 of my leftover pumpkin beers by the end of tonight out of principle
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Finishing all 7 of my leftover pumpkin beers by the end of tonight out of principle
Once again, the media refuses to cover Trump with the proper urgency…
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Once again, the media refuses to cover Trump with the proper urgency…
(Tuning in to watch the 1 am Extra) aw what the hell?
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
(Tuning in to watch the 1 am Extra) aw what the hell?
My whole feed talking about sports (because it’s an LA team playing after midnight)
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My whole feed talking about sports (because it’s an LA team playing after midnight)
Prime Monster on Elmo’s Wall was a PROBLEM
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Prime Monster on Elmo’s Wall was a PROBLEM
Rebuilding the East Wing of the White House to look like Charlie Sheen's rich guy apartment from Major League 2
October 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Rebuilding the East Wing of the White House to look like Charlie Sheen's rich guy apartment from Major League 2
I think @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social is the only other person who remembers the SNL Ray Lewis Disney movie. DEEP pull:
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I think @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social is the only other person who remembers the SNL Ray Lewis Disney movie. DEEP pull:
This talking skeleton says “I’ve got the dead man’s hand… good thing I’ve got no SKIN in the game! Hahahaha!!!” then says “In fact, I’ve got no SKIN at all!!” and I’m like dude we clearly got it the first time
October 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This talking skeleton says “I’ve got the dead man’s hand… good thing I’ve got no SKIN in the game! Hahahaha!!!” then says “In fact, I’ve got no SKIN at all!!” and I’m like dude we clearly got it the first time
(Civil War breaks out) Fuck this, I’m starting a pretzel company
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
(Civil War breaks out) Fuck this, I’m starting a pretzel company
@joewengert.bsky.social @pjsauer.bsky.social Spotted at my in-laws’ this weekend:
October 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
@joewengert.bsky.social @pjsauer.bsky.social Spotted at my in-laws’ this weekend:
Mentioned this ep: Charles Barkley introducing Nirvana on SNL, a moment that feels like someone vaguely misremembering the ‘90s
October 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Mentioned this ep: Charles Barkley introducing Nirvana on SNL, a moment that feels like someone vaguely misremembering the ‘90s
Always funny when Republicans do the network chat shows and have to pretend like they care about normal stuff. Trump is, first and foremost, concerned with making sure low-income women can get food
October 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Always funny when Republicans do the network chat shows and have to pretend like they care about normal stuff. Trump is, first and foremost, concerned with making sure low-income women can get food
Wearing “spooky” underwear under my clothes on Halloween, making no mention of it, then changing when I get home and putting them away for a year
October 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Wearing “spooky” underwear under my clothes on Halloween, making no mention of it, then changing when I get home and putting them away for a year