Scootori McThiefy-Elfy-Hands
@dangerhugs.bsky.social
Fae Creature... Maker of Things and Mischief, standing between one thing and another, of not quite and almost... Trickster Deity. '89 liner
she/he 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 #ForgottenCuttlefish
she/he 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 #ForgottenCuttlefish
Do I walk the five miles home? Or do I get a Lyft. Hmmmm hard choices
December 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do I walk the five miles home? Or do I get a Lyft. Hmmmm hard choices
I am not allowed in the kitchen. A wine glass exploded when I tried to wash it... And then I burned my hand on my rice cooker.
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I am not allowed in the kitchen. A wine glass exploded when I tried to wash it... And then I burned my hand on my rice cooker.
When you've only been in the department a month but you end up the senior cm on your shift.
Jeeebusssss.
Jeeebusssss.
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
When you've only been in the department a month but you end up the senior cm on your shift.
Jeeebusssss.
Jeeebusssss.
Me:*orders alcohol*
Them: ID please.
Me: *shows ID*
Them: *Realising I am a decade older than they thought I was* ohh!
I don't think I will ever get tired of that.
Them: ID please.
Me: *shows ID*
Them: *Realising I am a decade older than they thought I was* ohh!
I don't think I will ever get tired of that.
October 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me:*orders alcohol*
Them: ID please.
Me: *shows ID*
Them: *Realising I am a decade older than they thought I was* ohh!
I don't think I will ever get tired of that.
Them: ID please.
Me: *shows ID*
Them: *Realising I am a decade older than they thought I was* ohh!
I don't think I will ever get tired of that.
I'm watching VeriVery's RTK stages and jeeessuus they look sooo soooo young
September 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm watching VeriVery's RTK stages and jeeessuus they look sooo soooo young
Did not think I'd be spending my afternoon trying to identify idols solely by voice. Hard mode! Where the audio is coming from an iphone recording.
August 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Did not think I'd be spending my afternoon trying to identify idols solely by voice. Hard mode! Where the audio is coming from an iphone recording.
Grog has Excellent taste. He was lying on my Xikers hoodie this morning and is now lying on my Ateez shirt
August 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Grog has Excellent taste. He was lying on my Xikers hoodie this morning and is now lying on my Ateez shirt
Huh... It looks like they took ABO Desire off of iQiyi... Interesting...
Good thing I also have Viki
Good thing I also have Viki
August 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Huh... It looks like they took ABO Desire off of iQiyi... Interesting...
Good thing I also have Viki
Good thing I also have Viki
One of my contacts orders showed up today. The blue ones i got on a whim are now my favourite.
IRL they almost make my eyes look like they're glowing.
#Uniqso #SweetyVistaBlue
IRL they almost make my eyes look like they're glowing.
#Uniqso #SweetyVistaBlue
July 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
One of my contacts orders showed up today. The blue ones i got on a whim are now my favourite.
IRL they almost make my eyes look like they're glowing.
#Uniqso #SweetyVistaBlue
IRL they almost make my eyes look like they're glowing.
#Uniqso #SweetyVistaBlue
"Atiny, don't like sexy too much." Hongjoong said...
Excuse me, SIIRRRRRRR!!
youtu.be/JOF2ZTqvzwY?...
Excuse me, SIIRRRRRRR!!
youtu.be/JOF2ZTqvzwY?...
ATEEZ(에이티즈) - 'In Your Fantasy' Official MV
YouTube video by KQ ENTERTAINMENT
youtu.be
July 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
"Atiny, don't like sexy too much." Hongjoong said...
Excuse me, SIIRRRRRRR!!
youtu.be/JOF2ZTqvzwY?...
Excuse me, SIIRRRRRRR!!
youtu.be/JOF2ZTqvzwY?...
Me: I didn't burn down the building today. I deserve a cookie.
Coworker: forget the cookie, you deserve a nice meal
Coworker: forget the cookie, you deserve a nice meal
July 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Me: I didn't burn down the building today. I deserve a cookie.
Coworker: forget the cookie, you deserve a nice meal
Coworker: forget the cookie, you deserve a nice meal
my LARP's archery guild did like a pinup calendar and i am forever amused that we put August on July
July 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
my LARP's archery guild did like a pinup calendar and i am forever amused that we put August on July
I referred to myself as a hoard of squirrels in a kigurumi in response to someone grumbling about the use of "Partner" and "couldn't we just use girl/boy friend instead."
July 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I referred to myself as a hoard of squirrels in a kigurumi in response to someone grumbling about the use of "Partner" and "couldn't we just use girl/boy friend instead."
Just walking back to my car when an old homeless woman said I look like a slut.
Babes, I'm in shorts and a t-shirt... Bless your heart.
Babes, I'm in shorts and a t-shirt... Bless your heart.
July 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Just walking back to my car when an old homeless woman said I look like a slut.
Babes, I'm in shorts and a t-shirt... Bless your heart.
Babes, I'm in shorts and a t-shirt... Bless your heart.
If you see this post your comfort characters
July 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If you see this post your comfort characters
Post a Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel
July 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Post a Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel
Overheard at work: "I don't think it's an act. Just look at her"
I was having to deal with a group of inane teenagers that were trying my patience.
I was having to deal with a group of inane teenagers that were trying my patience.
July 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Overheard at work: "I don't think it's an act. Just look at her"
I was having to deal with a group of inane teenagers that were trying my patience.
I was having to deal with a group of inane teenagers that were trying my patience.
I'm in a Disney Cast group on FB and omg some people in there are... just.... Not. Smart.
The amount of facepalming i do when posts from that page come up.... My face is bruised.
The amount of facepalming i do when posts from that page come up.... My face is bruised.
July 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'm in a Disney Cast group on FB and omg some people in there are... just.... Not. Smart.
The amount of facepalming i do when posts from that page come up.... My face is bruised.
The amount of facepalming i do when posts from that page come up.... My face is bruised.
I'm having A LOT of feelings rn. And most of them are confusing.
June 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'm having A LOT of feelings rn. And most of them are confusing.
I found my notes from our VERY short lived SW5e rpg game ... Our crew were thieves masquerading as a catering company.
I can't remember if she started off in a bacta tank or ended up in a bacta tank.
But we kept joking up that she was sous-vide cuz catering you know.
I can't remember if she started off in a bacta tank or ended up in a bacta tank.
But we kept joking up that she was sous-vide cuz catering you know.
June 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I found my notes from our VERY short lived SW5e rpg game ... Our crew were thieves masquerading as a catering company.
I can't remember if she started off in a bacta tank or ended up in a bacta tank.
But we kept joking up that she was sous-vide cuz catering you know.
I can't remember if she started off in a bacta tank or ended up in a bacta tank.
But we kept joking up that she was sous-vide cuz catering you know.
I forgot until just now that V had the pink/blonde split dye hair...
Been accidentally channeling him the whole time??
Been accidentally channeling him the whole time??
June 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I forgot until just now that V had the pink/blonde split dye hair...
Been accidentally channeling him the whole time??
Been accidentally channeling him the whole time??
Catching up on Doctor Who. The Kerblam! Man's voice is sooooooo familiar. I know i know that voice...
Looked it up. He voices Abelas in DA:I
Looked it up. He voices Abelas in DA:I
June 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Catching up on Doctor Who. The Kerblam! Man's voice is sooooooo familiar. I know i know that voice...
Looked it up. He voices Abelas in DA:I
Looked it up. He voices Abelas in DA:I
I just had a really dumb idea of dressing up as different Scooters from media for Halloween. Like the Muppet... The one from How I Met Your Mother... The Fish from Spongebob.
June 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I just had a really dumb idea of dressing up as different Scooters from media for Halloween. Like the Muppet... The one from How I Met Your Mother... The Fish from Spongebob.