DANEBURGER SUPREME 🐮🍔
@danemoo.bsky.social
Dane | bull | 33 | ♉ | GA peach living in MSP | he/they || NSFW 18+ ONLY! | icon by @erebonbon.bsky.social
it was surprisingly hot today! our favorite big dumb beefcake decided to play hooky from work and enjoy one last beach day before winter 🏖️
(🎨: @nardodraws.bsky.social!)
(🎨: @nardodraws.bsky.social!)
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
it was surprisingly hot today! our favorite big dumb beefcake decided to play hooky from work and enjoy one last beach day before winter 🏖️
(🎨: @nardodraws.bsky.social!)
(🎨: @nardodraws.bsky.social!)
even with the light pollution, I still saw a little bit of aurora last night!! 🌌🌃
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
even with the light pollution, I still saw a little bit of aurora last night!! 🌌🌃
this is how Dane takes pics with fans when they ask nice 👅
(🎨: @erebonbon.bsky.social, go check out his pretty stuff)
(🎨: @erebonbon.bsky.social, go check out his pretty stuff)
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this is how Dane takes pics with fans when they ask nice 👅
(🎨: @erebonbon.bsky.social, go check out his pretty stuff)
(🎨: @erebonbon.bsky.social, go check out his pretty stuff)
wild moo posing for selfies with fans spotted in bg!
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
wild moo posing for selfies with fans spotted in bg!
done!!! (just imagine rings instead of barbells and you've got yourself some door knockers)
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
done!!! (just imagine rings instead of barbells and you've got yourself some door knockers)
horny mood: when Dane's PA stretches his foreskin out a lil' bit 🥵🥵🥵
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
horny mood: when Dane's PA stretches his foreskin out a lil' bit 🥵🥵🥵
we got TOASTED lmao. find your fav rule!
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
we got TOASTED lmao. find your fav rule!
happy Halloween y’all!!! EEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE 🧙♀️
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
happy Halloween y’all!!! EEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE 🧙♀️
throwback to Dane getting taught a good hard lesson by his coaches @garohbear.bsky.social and 🎨@grisser.bsky.social in the locker rooms after football practice ✨
October 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
throwback to Dane getting taught a good hard lesson by his coaches @garohbear.bsky.social and 🎨@grisser.bsky.social in the locker rooms after football practice ✨
Dane gets these to share with Art (they fuck like crazy afterwards)
October 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Dane gets these to share with Art (they fuck like crazy afterwards)
like, look at this dude. crop top, body tea, country bumpkin vibes, and you KNOW he's a cocky motherfucker in bed and I love him for that
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
like, look at this dude. crop top, body tea, country bumpkin vibes, and you KNOW he's a cocky motherfucker in bed and I love him for that
so October 25 is officially Bandit Day, right? it’s canon, the Blueyverse has established this as fact and I’ll be celebrating accordingly
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
so October 25 is officially Bandit Day, right? it’s canon, the Blueyverse has established this as fact and I’ll be celebrating accordingly
this is Dane’s kind of record label, lmao
October 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
this is Dane’s kind of record label, lmao
big fat bulge. balls so big they hang out of every pair of underwear. fat cock that shows through everything. am I right????
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
big fat bulge. balls so big they hang out of every pair of underwear. fat cock that shows through everything. am I right????
HOORAY FOR 5K!!!
October 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
HOORAY FOR 5K!!!
TMI TUESDAY: BIG PIG BOY EDITION!
ask Sage anything (and I mean anything!) and you'll get an answer, right from the ol' porkchop's mouth!
ask Sage anything (and I mean anything!) and you'll get an answer, right from the ol' porkchop's mouth!
October 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
TMI TUESDAY: BIG PIG BOY EDITION!
ask Sage anything (and I mean anything!) and you'll get an answer, right from the ol' porkchop's mouth!
ask Sage anything (and I mean anything!) and you'll get an answer, right from the ol' porkchop's mouth!
GROCERY STORE SPAM MUSUBI
September 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
GROCERY STORE SPAM MUSUBI
someone dropped this big ass cucumber in the front yard of my friend’s apartment and now it’s my big ass cucumber ✨
September 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
someone dropped this big ass cucumber in the front yard of my friend’s apartment and now it’s my big ass cucumber ✨
one last beach day before it gets too cold! don't stare too much, the suit might come off 😘
(one of my favs by @wafflethekodiak.bsky.social!)
(one of my favs by @wafflethekodiak.bsky.social!)
September 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
one last beach day before it gets too cold! don't stare too much, the suit might come off 😘
(one of my favs by @wafflethekodiak.bsky.social!)
(one of my favs by @wafflethekodiak.bsky.social!)
y’all know what time it is!
IT’S TMI TUESDAY!!! ask me all your perviest questions about Dane and the gang!
IT’S TMI TUESDAY!!! ask me all your perviest questions about Dane and the gang!
September 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
y’all know what time it is!
IT’S TMI TUESDAY!!! ask me all your perviest questions about Dane and the gang!
IT’S TMI TUESDAY!!! ask me all your perviest questions about Dane and the gang!
the square of happiness 🐮✨
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the square of happiness 🐮✨
see a blowjob, post a blowjob 👅💦
bet y’all were expecting to see Dane giving one, weren’t ya 👀
bet y’all were expecting to see Dane giving one, weren’t ya 👀
September 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
see a blowjob, post a blowjob 👅💦
bet y’all were expecting to see Dane giving one, weren’t ya 👀
bet y’all were expecting to see Dane giving one, weren’t ya 👀