Dan Douglas
@dandouglas.bsky.social
obscene low follower count boy
took my daughter on a big hydraulic funfair flight simulator and the presentation was incredible, copied off a VHS which had been thoroughly ran-through, the image so smeared and saturated to be almost psychedelic. the DVD logo was bouncing around before it started
October 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
took my daughter on a big hydraulic funfair flight simulator and the presentation was incredible, copied off a VHS which had been thoroughly ran-through, the image so smeared and saturated to be almost psychedelic. the DVD logo was bouncing around before it started
imagining a guy who gets so enraged by “billionaires are bad” stickers he tries to tear them off
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
imagining a guy who gets so enraged by “billionaires are bad” stickers he tries to tear them off
the dril tweet is real for the most british reason possible
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
the dril tweet is real for the most british reason possible
honestly this might be a work of sadistic genius
October 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
honestly this might be a work of sadistic genius
you wouldn’t witness all of this, and then put him in Duke Nukem 3D
October 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
you wouldn’t witness all of this, and then put him in Duke Nukem 3D
it looks like a splash of piss
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
it looks like a splash of piss
i know you got there first guys but i don’t think you should use that name anymore
October 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i know you got there first guys but i don’t think you should use that name anymore
this has likely been sitting in a fridge for weeks now and it’ll get binned if it isn’t sold today and sainsbury’s is offering… 16% off? come the fuck on
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
this has likely been sitting in a fridge for weeks now and it’ll get binned if it isn’t sold today and sainsbury’s is offering… 16% off? come the fuck on
i love how john candy’s wikipedia pic looks nothing like how you recall him looking at any point in his career but also goes extremely hard
October 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
i love how john candy’s wikipedia pic looks nothing like how you recall him looking at any point in his career but also goes extremely hard
facebook now in its advertising fascist casualwear era
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
facebook now in its advertising fascist casualwear era
the battery in my son’s jumperoo is dying and it sounds like animal collective
October 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
the battery in my son’s jumperoo is dying and it sounds like animal collective
Kitty (6) wanted to watch a little documentary about the titanic and the recommendations after are cracking me up
October 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Kitty (6) wanted to watch a little documentary about the titanic and the recommendations after are cracking me up
a decade later and this is exactly what navigating the internet is like now
October 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
a decade later and this is exactly what navigating the internet is like now
overwhelming consensus was leave it up for context but it’s also been suggested i’m normalising racism & i don’t need the possibility of that on my conscience, so I’ve deleted – for clarity here’s a screenshot of my original post, which i would not have posted had i been aware of this guy’s history
October 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
overwhelming consensus was leave it up for context but it’s also been suggested i’m normalising racism & i don’t need the possibility of that on my conscience, so I’ve deleted – for clarity here’s a screenshot of my original post, which i would not have posted had i been aware of this guy’s history
on the school run this morning we found a dazed young squirrel motionless on the pavement, likely fallen from a tree. no others around we could see or hear. picked it up, tried to warm it and in time it opened its eyes, yelped and started moving. left it in a secluded spot nearby
October 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
on the school run this morning we found a dazed young squirrel motionless on the pavement, likely fallen from a tree. no others around we could see or hear. picked it up, tried to warm it and in time it opened its eyes, yelped and started moving. left it in a secluded spot nearby
what idiot called it thinking with your dick instead of
October 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
what idiot called it thinking with your dick instead of
wearing a blood pressure monitor armband for 24 hours which automatically inflates and squeezes every hour overnight, fascinated to find out how my dreaming brain interprets it
October 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
wearing a blood pressure monitor armband for 24 hours which automatically inflates and squeezes every hour overnight, fascinated to find out how my dreaming brain interprets it
checking back in on a muted tweet a few days later to discover there’s 60,000 seething racists calling you a nonce in your replies
September 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
checking back in on a muted tweet a few days later to discover there’s 60,000 seething racists calling you a nonce in your replies
SMART RING: [rapidly constricting bone and cutting off blood supply] bleep bloop i’m detecting your heart rate is raised, can i suggest listening to a relaxing playlist? you can upgrade to AI playlists for just $19.99 extra a month,
September 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
SMART RING: [rapidly constricting bone and cutting off blood supply] bleep bloop i’m detecting your heart rate is raised, can i suggest listening to a relaxing playlist? you can upgrade to AI playlists for just $19.99 extra a month,
not sure what language this is, i’ll try to find out as soon as i’ve posted this letter, reaching my fingers through as far as possible to ensure a precise delivery
September 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
not sure what language this is, i’ll try to find out as soon as i’ve posted this letter, reaching my fingers through as far as possible to ensure a precise delivery
very pleasing palette on the breakfast i just had
September 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
very pleasing palette on the breakfast i just had
loads of people here happily reacting with their full details public, posing with their kids and shit. horrifying
September 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
loads of people here happily reacting with their full details public, posing with their kids and shit. horrifying
seeing another parent running extremely late on the school run and both hoping the kids don’t spot each other
September 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
seeing another parent running extremely late on the school run and both hoping the kids don’t spot each other