Dandelion 🔞 🏳️⚧️
@dandelionedheart.bsky.social
Hi! she/her (gender) it/its (identity) im 20 and an autistic border collie | my owner doesnt exist lol
you can call me dandelion if you like
18+ MDNI
#1 being a dog fan
you can call me dandelion if you like
18+ MDNI
#1 being a dog fan
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Got a job for you, 621. We've received a contract from Lockheed Martin.
February 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Got a job for you, 621. We've received a contract from Lockheed Martin.
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Quake III
Arena
January 31, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Quake III
robot boobs that beep when you press them
January 31, 2026 at 11:35 AM
robot boobs that beep when you press them
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the entirety of bluesky is trying to make me more into things
January 30, 2026 at 12:49 PM
the entirety of bluesky is trying to make me more into things
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waiter! more boiling water from the stovetop please!
petplay but its just me begging for boiling water on the stove. please.
January 29, 2026 at 11:40 PM
waiter! more boiling water from the stovetop please!
can i please bark every time you push into me with the strap its actually gender affirming care and youre being bigoted if you dont let me please?please?please?
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 PM
can i please bark every time you push into me with the strap its actually gender affirming care and youre being bigoted if you dont let me please?please?please?
im gonna be real upset if you dont let me bark in bed....... REAL UPSET
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 PM
im gonna be real upset if you dont let me bark in bed....... REAL UPSET
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i get so mad at how turned on i get by those fucking videos of them putting cream or custard in donuts or similar things. its so hot and it shouldnt be.
January 28, 2026 at 7:25 PM
i get so mad at how turned on i get by those fucking videos of them putting cream or custard in donuts or similar things. its so hot and it shouldnt be.
its wish he'd push you into his boobs wednesday
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
its wish he'd push you into his boobs wednesday
glowing cum is one of the hottest fucking things ever and if your protogen or synth doesnt have glowing cum youre doing it wrong....
January 28, 2026 at 2:31 PM
glowing cum is one of the hottest fucking things ever and if your protogen or synth doesnt have glowing cum youre doing it wrong....
i took apart a laptop once and got genuinely kinda turned on when i saw the motherboard
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 AM
i took apart a laptop once and got genuinely kinda turned on when i saw the motherboard
they could never hire my ass as a gunsmith or armourer because id get too horny touching and fixing the guns and machines
January 28, 2026 at 11:30 AM
they could never hire my ass as a gunsmith or armourer because id get too horny touching and fixing the guns and machines
the big question for the plague doctor outfit is the cane with a raven on it or the cane with an hourglass and wings on it.......
January 28, 2026 at 11:14 AM
the big question for the plague doctor outfit is the cane with a raven on it or the cane with an hourglass and wings on it.......
thinking about his boobs constantly........
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 AM
thinking about his boobs constantly........
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Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.
January 27, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.
putting leeches on them to cure a malady (giving them hickeys to mark all over them)
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
putting leeches on them to cure a malady (giving them hickeys to mark all over them)
mounting them in the full plague doctor outfit and drawing marks on their skin with charcoal while closely inspecting them and staring at them with my huge beak
January 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
mounting them in the full plague doctor outfit and drawing marks on their skin with charcoal while closely inspecting them and staring at them with my huge beak
thinking about assembling a full plague doctor outfit and doing plague doctor themed medfet posts
January 27, 2026 at 2:20 PM
thinking about assembling a full plague doctor outfit and doing plague doctor themed medfet posts
no i havent been thinking about getting tf'd into a plushie now you're just throwing out wild accusations.....
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 PM
no i havent been thinking about getting tf'd into a plushie now you're just throwing out wild accusations.....
π symbol womb tattoo
January 27, 2026 at 10:14 AM
π symbol womb tattoo
yes i should be made to drink alcohol from a dog bowl are you crazy?? of course i should??
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 PM
yes i should be made to drink alcohol from a dog bowl are you crazy?? of course i should??
dream dog bowl rotation
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 PM
dream dog bowl rotation
just to be crystal clear that would also be incredibly fricking awesome
snowed in with someone who shares a mutual quite high attraction to me but instead of it being like this really awesome t4t snowed in fic its just us not knowing what to do with ourselves and i sit on his bed reading elden ring lore while he plays the elder scrolls online
January 25, 2026 at 2:28 PM
just to be crystal clear that would also be incredibly fricking awesome