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Dan Dalton
@dandalton.bsky.social
Writer. Runner. Dad. Author of Johnny Ruin. Represented by Cathryn Summerhayes at Curtis Brown.

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I think about this Onion article once a week:

"Who’s your favorite actor? Frank Langella? Malkovich? How about John-fucking-Malkovich?"

theonion.com/vindictive-m...
August 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Loved Raw Dog by @jamieloftus.bsky.social – a road trip across America to sample the best and worst hot dogs the US has to offer. Part social history, part travelogue, it’s funny, disgusting, sad and surprisingly horny. I finished the book with a Five Guys bacon cheese dog (would also recommend)
August 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Kids have it so easy these days
August 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
people online, apparently
May 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
it's nice that in the age of ai slop, humans are still creating movie poster abominations in photoshop
May 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Is it just men? Is it just mums? Deeply weird headline.
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
why does it go so hard tho
January 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
December 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
is it rizz?
December 19, 2024 at 11:51 AM
google ai is good and fine
December 16, 2024 at 4:51 PM