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Dan Pilcrum
@dancrum.bsky.social
I'm a dumbass
Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Turning in a stool sample at the lab is always embarrassing.

"Here's my jar of shit"

"When did you take it?"

"This morning, total stranger"
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
People on Bluesky are ruining the Norman Rockwell Four Freedoms meme and it's killing me. I didn't even realize it was possible.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Does anyone actually like OneDrive? I feel like it only exists to be a headache to remove.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Steelers: "We give up, I guess"
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I made this to annoy my friend who was asking why I didn't just get the game on PS5, but I spent too much time (5 minutes) making it to not share elsewhere #xboxplayanywhere #silenthill2remake
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Maybe this is a hot take, but I think handhelds SHOULD be weak. I don't want some big, bulky thing that plays PC games at low settings with a 1 hour battery life. I want a little guy that plays little 2D games, or like super simple 3D games. Honestly, the GBA or DS were the pinnacle of handhelds.
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I wanted to watch the @xbox.com partner preview, mainly for 007, but no captions and I don't know enough ASL yet. 😭
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Cartoon drawing of Trump but he's a gross smelly pig and he's saying "Quiet Piggy!" and pointing at a woman. That's it, send skeet
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
NGL. I really hope COE33 does not win GOTY. Game of the year should include good game play, and that game was not fun to play at all. (I'm a hater of turn based jrpgs and proud of it)
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Every time I get a phone call from the ENT office when they know I'm deaf now it makes me want to stab myself through the head with an ice-pick a little more.
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
4:45? Damn they get a lot of sunlight there!
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
One of the good parts of being deaf is not knowing why everyone is mad about a character's voice actor.
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I held off on getting the last few parts for my new PC build, thinking they'd get cheaper in November. What a fool. The RAM alone is over $200 now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Everything I hear about the new Call of Duty makes it sound even worse. I can't believe people are buying this slop.
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Rogue and Gambit coming to Marvel Rivals has got my Bluesky Discover feed horny as hell
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
People glaze Valve way too much. The only appealing thing announced was the Steam Frame, and that is really based on its price compared to a Quest. It doesn't even have color passthrough.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
After getting a blood test for the neurologist who's trying to fix my hearing, I'm being recommended to see a hematologist to check if I have thrombocytosis. It's always fucking something lately. Can I please, PLEASE, just go back to normal? I'm sick of being sick!
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@eurogamer.bsky.social dropping an obvious hit piece on ARC Raiders is kinda crazy. Of all the places I didn't expect it from them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I went to a hospital an hour away at 2:15 for a 3:30 appointment and another one at 4:45. After waiting for hours, I finally met with a neurologist who really knew what he was talking about. He had all kinds of ideas for treatment, but tonight started with injecting steroids directly into my ear.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Can we please please PLEASE get rid of Chuck Schumer!?
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hey, why didn't anyone blow up Parliament on Wednesday? Are the British just lazy??
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I take it back, the bears are alright
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
PC doesn't recognize my 3070 anymore. That's a good start to the week.
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM