3-12 years, and they are just OUT. But hey, they got your cash. Whatever you bought is gone, and thanks for playing.

Steam, at least you're still actually there.

But that's the thing. These big-ass corpos (Google, Amazon, whatever) have the money and the talent to actually really deliver on features and quality... and don't. They just don't have the corporate attention span to make serious projects out of their wheelhouse, or to innovate.

Or how about Stardock's Impulse (2008) which only managed three years before being sold to GameStop, which then... well, by 2014, again, your purchases were gone, and you couldn't play the games you bought anymore.

Some of you kids don't remember Desura (2009), another Steam wannabe. It passed through a couple of hands before... well in less than six years, your purchases were gone, and you couldn't play the games you bought anymore.

The whole thing looked orchestrated. I'd be feeling shame, not pride.

All that the ones next door to us seemed to accomplish was repeatedly knocking holes in the shared fence. Perhaps an artifact of the sort of person who would drive them around at 1:30am.

Trump can't stay awake for more than a couple minutes if he's not actively talking.

If you can make it out, that's great. A whole big chunk of that Constitution is going to need rewriting, though - y'all can't let this happen again.

I need to make my stuff more aesthetically interesting, rather than leaving it as an afterthought.