Danaland
@danaland.bsky.social
Cancer researcher, terrible bio writer, tired & sad & pissed off & determined.
These same grandparents had a Folgers coffee can full of some kind of chemical salts you could toss into their fire to make the flames turn colors. I trace my mild pyromania to this point.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
These same grandparents had a Folgers coffee can full of some kind of chemical salts you could toss into their fire to make the flames turn colors. I trace my mild pyromania to this point.
My grandparents had those original bubble lights, and they fascinated me. Later, when knowledge and practicalities burdened me, I wondered who decided that electricity, methylene chloride, and children were a good mix.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My grandparents had those original bubble lights, and they fascinated me. Later, when knowledge and practicalities burdened me, I wondered who decided that electricity, methylene chloride, and children were a good mix.
So I guess product integrity evaluations mean nothing to you. That is Lily's whole LIFE.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So I guess product integrity evaluations mean nothing to you. That is Lily's whole LIFE.
"Decorative lummox" has me cackling.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Decorative lummox" has me cackling.
I make a mashed potato that gets baked with white cheddar and sage in, so there's the cheese line crossed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I make a mashed potato that gets baked with white cheddar and sage in, so there's the cheese line crossed.
Looks like Stravinsky...?
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Looks like Stravinsky...?
This would make SUCH a splash at the office holiday party...
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This would make SUCH a splash at the office holiday party...
I've had a taste for Impeach Flambé for the longest time!
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I've had a taste for Impeach Flambé for the longest time!
A deeply untrustworthy fruit.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A deeply untrustworthy fruit.
Yes, excellent point.
The woodpecker/chipper attachment also seems very key. Would it work to dig holes large enough to plant trees?
The woodpecker/chipper attachment also seems very key. Would it work to dig holes large enough to plant trees?
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Yes, excellent point.
The woodpecker/chipper attachment also seems very key. Would it work to dig holes large enough to plant trees?
The woodpecker/chipper attachment also seems very key. Would it work to dig holes large enough to plant trees?
OK she's too gleeful for someone facing rock or hardpan. This is something really good, I bet.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
OK she's too gleeful for someone facing rock or hardpan. This is something really good, I bet.
Now you need a window box, and fill it with branches and birdseed. Lily will be spellbound, and the outside wall will be covered with birdshit wait I haven't thought this through
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Now you need a window box, and fill it with branches and birdseed. Lily will be spellbound, and the outside wall will be covered with birdshit wait I haven't thought this through
Honest to god, I was waiting for you to chime in, figuring you, if anyone, would know the answer to Isabel's quiz! Can the chipped out hard stuff be used to build a garden wall I wonder?
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Honest to god, I was waiting for you to chime in, figuring you, if anyone, would know the answer to Isabel's quiz! Can the chipped out hard stuff be used to build a garden wall I wonder?
Oh, quel charmant.
At first I thought I was looking at an as-yet unplanted window box, thinking "oh, that is such a good idea for a kitty" all because I have no spatial sense, evidently.
At first I thought I was looking at an as-yet unplanted window box, thinking "oh, that is such a good idea for a kitty" all because I have no spatial sense, evidently.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Oh, quel charmant.
At first I thought I was looking at an as-yet unplanted window box, thinking "oh, that is such a good idea for a kitty" all because I have no spatial sense, evidently.
At first I thought I was looking at an as-yet unplanted window box, thinking "oh, that is such a good idea for a kitty" all because I have no spatial sense, evidently.
I draw the judge's attention to the addition of a more effusive flourish with the tail, in coordination with the leg lift? We're moving up a significant notch here, in Wall Performance.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I draw the judge's attention to the addition of a more effusive flourish with the tail, in coordination with the leg lift? We're moving up a significant notch here, in Wall Performance.
Yeah, I was feeling pretty confident on that one. I mean, why not come out with it at this point. Just surprised they left out the axe.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Yeah, I was feeling pretty confident on that one. I mean, why not come out with it at this point. Just surprised they left out the axe.