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Woah that's Beatrice B. Brunchkin, Wally's waffletail wannabe and cushytushy brand-model waddlewagon!
🌟20's | 🦫Bibarel Enthusiast | 🪵Dampers' Adult Diaper Mascot | 🔞Minors DNI | 🎨Banner @shslsadcat
🌟20's | 🦫Bibarel Enthusiast | 🪵Dampers' Adult Diaper Mascot | 🔞Minors DNI | 🎨Banner @shslsadcat
I'm sure we can make it happen, I'll see if we can get you to do some QA testing! Stretchy sides that you can pull-up and a cute underwear-themed inkprint...
Maybe a silly mascot to reassure you it's okay to fail potty training... All the comforts of undies in a soft and clean disposable!
Maybe a silly mascot to reassure you it's okay to fail potty training... All the comforts of undies in a soft and clean disposable!
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm sure we can make it happen, I'll see if we can get you to do some QA testing! Stretchy sides that you can pull-up and a cute underwear-themed inkprint...
Maybe a silly mascot to reassure you it's okay to fail potty training... All the comforts of undies in a soft and clean disposable!
Maybe a silly mascot to reassure you it's okay to fail potty training... All the comforts of undies in a soft and clean disposable!
Those are the kind of silly lovely ideas I love to hear! Personally it's not really my jam but I can absolutely understand the appeal
Making you DUMP all that accumulated Exp. Points into your diapers is a great way to devolve...
Making you DUMP all that accumulated Exp. Points into your diapers is a great way to devolve...
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Those are the kind of silly lovely ideas I love to hear! Personally it's not really my jam but I can absolutely understand the appeal
Making you DUMP all that accumulated Exp. Points into your diapers is a great way to devolve...
Making you DUMP all that accumulated Exp. Points into your diapers is a great way to devolve...
Absolutely, it's easy! Here, let's check your Diaper App profile to see what it recommends based on the data and...
Oh. Oh dear, I think you'll need to look into the XXL capacity boosters with frequency levels THAT high.
And I think it'd be best that you drop out of potty training. Have fun~!
Oh. Oh dear, I think you'll need to look into the XXL capacity boosters with frequency levels THAT high.
And I think it'd be best that you drop out of potty training. Have fun~!
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Absolutely, it's easy! Here, let's check your Diaper App profile to see what it recommends based on the data and...
Oh. Oh dear, I think you'll need to look into the XXL capacity boosters with frequency levels THAT high.
And I think it'd be best that you drop out of potty training. Have fun~!
Oh. Oh dear, I think you'll need to look into the XXL capacity boosters with frequency levels THAT high.
And I think it'd be best that you drop out of potty training. Have fun~!
I'm sure your reality-defying abilities can be put to great use here at Dampers! We're planing a new line of huggies that can resist cosmo-dimensional warping... with some frilly plastic leg guards too
Even godly entities need to be swaddled in super-thick ultra-stretch diapers now and again!
Even godly entities need to be swaddled in super-thick ultra-stretch diapers now and again!
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm sure your reality-defying abilities can be put to great use here at Dampers! We're planing a new line of huggies that can resist cosmo-dimensional warping... with some frilly plastic leg guards too
Even godly entities need to be swaddled in super-thick ultra-stretch diapers now and again!
Even godly entities need to be swaddled in super-thick ultra-stretch diapers now and again!
Of course, we'll look into fixing that right away!
After the report is filed within 30 days and the ticket reaches our technicians, we'll add that to our repair queue.
...On a completely unrelated note, we've got a NEW limited run of unique diaper faceprints, on sale now in the factory gift shop!
After the report is filed within 30 days and the ticket reaches our technicians, we'll add that to our repair queue.
...On a completely unrelated note, we've got a NEW limited run of unique diaper faceprints, on sale now in the factory gift shop!
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Of course, we'll look into fixing that right away!
After the report is filed within 30 days and the ticket reaches our technicians, we'll add that to our repair queue.
...On a completely unrelated note, we've got a NEW limited run of unique diaper faceprints, on sale now in the factory gift shop!
After the report is filed within 30 days and the ticket reaches our technicians, we'll add that to our repair queue.
...On a completely unrelated note, we've got a NEW limited run of unique diaper faceprints, on sale now in the factory gift shop!
Of course! Safety and security in producing plus-sized packs of poofy pampers is our top priority, we ALWAYS get glowing 5-star reviews!
In fact, if you ARE the safety inspector sent to check the factory, you can come right this way on a VERY special tour...
In fact, if you ARE the safety inspector sent to check the factory, you can come right this way on a VERY special tour...
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Of course! Safety and security in producing plus-sized packs of poofy pampers is our top priority, we ALWAYS get glowing 5-star reviews!
In fact, if you ARE the safety inspector sent to check the factory, you can come right this way on a VERY special tour...
In fact, if you ARE the safety inspector sent to check the factory, you can come right this way on a VERY special tour...
Working in Diaper QA is great! It's a real cushy gig, but honestly it's a LOAD of work. Some say it really leaves you in the dumps, but it'll change you for the better!
...They only ask for mandatory changes once I max out the weighing scale
...They only ask for mandatory changes once I max out the weighing scale
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Working in Diaper QA is great! It's a real cushy gig, but honestly it's a LOAD of work. Some say it really leaves you in the dumps, but it'll change you for the better!
...They only ask for mandatory changes once I max out the weighing scale
...They only ask for mandatory changes once I max out the weighing scale
Being a fictitious cushy conglomerate, potential employees go through a background check... as well as a diaper check.
Then you're assigned your new role! Quality Assurance, Research & Development, Potty-Untraining Team... Our brand has many subsections so I'm sure we can find a spot that fits you!
Then you're assigned your new role! Quality Assurance, Research & Development, Potty-Untraining Team... Our brand has many subsections so I'm sure we can find a spot that fits you!
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Being a fictitious cushy conglomerate, potential employees go through a background check... as well as a diaper check.
Then you're assigned your new role! Quality Assurance, Research & Development, Potty-Untraining Team... Our brand has many subsections so I'm sure we can find a spot that fits you!
Then you're assigned your new role! Quality Assurance, Research & Development, Potty-Untraining Team... Our brand has many subsections so I'm sure we can find a spot that fits you!
Friends and I do a dessert exchange for the holiday season, each prepares a different dish and all that. Made some peppermint bark last time and it was a big hit!
...Yes a beaver making bark, the jokes write themselves haha
...Yes a beaver making bark, the jokes write themselves haha
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Friends and I do a dessert exchange for the holiday season, each prepares a different dish and all that. Made some peppermint bark last time and it was a big hit!
...Yes a beaver making bark, the jokes write themselves haha
...Yes a beaver making bark, the jokes write themselves haha
That's definitely a tough one! I really feel at ease with the dorky, silly, rather-simple style that is Bibarel.
Don't know if I can pick easily to have that same level of dork, a wobbly-waddly penguin like Eiscue perhaps?
Don't know if I can pick easily to have that same level of dork, a wobbly-waddly penguin like Eiscue perhaps?
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
That's definitely a tough one! I really feel at ease with the dorky, silly, rather-simple style that is Bibarel.
Don't know if I can pick easily to have that same level of dork, a wobbly-waddly penguin like Eiscue perhaps?
Don't know if I can pick easily to have that same level of dork, a wobbly-waddly penguin like Eiscue perhaps?
Oh pumpkin, you know it's impolite to ask about weight!
...But for the record, they had to get a crane for my doughy diaperseat once. Last time I snack on some redwood trees before filming for the formula commercial...
...But for the record, they had to get a crane for my doughy diaperseat once. Last time I snack on some redwood trees before filming for the formula commercial...
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oh pumpkin, you know it's impolite to ask about weight!
...But for the record, they had to get a crane for my doughy diaperseat once. Last time I snack on some redwood trees before filming for the formula commercial...
...But for the record, they had to get a crane for my doughy diaperseat once. Last time I snack on some redwood trees before filming for the formula commercial...
Oh it's just gotta be Super Pixel Pals, rapidly rising through the ranks as my fav diaper ever!
I'm a big fan of silly pastel prints and diaper-related gimmicks, so the whole gamified aspect really takes the cake
I'm a big fan of silly pastel prints and diaper-related gimmicks, so the whole gamified aspect really takes the cake
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh it's just gotta be Super Pixel Pals, rapidly rising through the ranks as my fav diaper ever!
I'm a big fan of silly pastel prints and diaper-related gimmicks, so the whole gamified aspect really takes the cake
I'm a big fan of silly pastel prints and diaper-related gimmicks, so the whole gamified aspect really takes the cake
Large strides in the auto-locking Dampers technology so far! Our artificial robo-mascots are perfectly safe, unlike those grifting generative dummies
...Sure, one locked down the smart-diaper tapes to only be removed with "𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯" but that's only happened once so far! ...this week
...Sure, one locked down the smart-diaper tapes to only be removed with "𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯" but that's only happened once so far! ...this week
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Large strides in the auto-locking Dampers technology so far! Our artificial robo-mascots are perfectly safe, unlike those grifting generative dummies
...Sure, one locked down the smart-diaper tapes to only be removed with "𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯" but that's only happened once so far! ...this week
...Sure, one locked down the smart-diaper tapes to only be removed with "𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯" but that's only happened once so far! ...this week
Big cushy conveyors churning out thick crinkly diapers? What's not to love!
When MILLIONS of pamps are landfilled each year, gotta ensure that BILLIONS are produced to replace them! Auto-Diaper Factories are a sign of progress
Sure, some may disagree.
But like a poopy pamper, they're full of it~
When MILLIONS of pamps are landfilled each year, gotta ensure that BILLIONS are produced to replace them! Auto-Diaper Factories are a sign of progress
Sure, some may disagree.
But like a poopy pamper, they're full of it~
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Big cushy conveyors churning out thick crinkly diapers? What's not to love!
When MILLIONS of pamps are landfilled each year, gotta ensure that BILLIONS are produced to replace them! Auto-Diaper Factories are a sign of progress
Sure, some may disagree.
But like a poopy pamper, they're full of it~
When MILLIONS of pamps are landfilled each year, gotta ensure that BILLIONS are produced to replace them! Auto-Diaper Factories are a sign of progress
Sure, some may disagree.
But like a poopy pamper, they're full of it~
Integrated smart-tech makes it so one size can fit all, just adjust the tapes a bit to properly tighten the leg guards.
Due to this, we can fit quite a whopping SIX whole diapers per package! Sure, our bulky boxes of mattress-thick pamperseats take up all the shelf space but that's just business!
Due to this, we can fit quite a whopping SIX whole diapers per package! Sure, our bulky boxes of mattress-thick pamperseats take up all the shelf space but that's just business!
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Integrated smart-tech makes it so one size can fit all, just adjust the tapes a bit to properly tighten the leg guards.
Due to this, we can fit quite a whopping SIX whole diapers per package! Sure, our bulky boxes of mattress-thick pamperseats take up all the shelf space but that's just business!
Due to this, we can fit quite a whopping SIX whole diapers per package! Sure, our bulky boxes of mattress-thick pamperseats take up all the shelf space but that's just business!
You don't have to be a Dampers-brand diaper to support others, I'm sure you do great keeping those powdery rumps all snug and cozy! You should be proud to be pampers.
Besides, no matter what designer prints you're sporting, you all end up in the same place...
A nice, cozy vacation in the pail!
Besides, no matter what designer prints you're sporting, you all end up in the same place...
A nice, cozy vacation in the pail!
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You don't have to be a Dampers-brand diaper to support others, I'm sure you do great keeping those powdery rumps all snug and cozy! You should be proud to be pampers.
Besides, no matter what designer prints you're sporting, you all end up in the same place...
A nice, cozy vacation in the pail!
Besides, no matter what designer prints you're sporting, you all end up in the same place...
A nice, cozy vacation in the pail!
I'll always support people looking to brainstorm up new brands! That means more big bulky pamper packs on the shelf, I just adore all the pastel prints of the diaper aisle so more mascots making cushy tushies are good in my book
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'll always support people looking to brainstorm up new brands! That means more big bulky pamper packs on the shelf, I just adore all the pastel prints of the diaper aisle so more mascots making cushy tushies are good in my book
Dampers is always looking for folks that can really pack 'em full! More pailed pamps means more dumpy data, which means more reliable ultra-stretch protection!
I can pencil you in, but we only do in-person interviews. Really demonstrate your... skills all up close and personal, hope you don't mind
I can pencil you in, but we only do in-person interviews. Really demonstrate your... skills all up close and personal, hope you don't mind
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Dampers is always looking for folks that can really pack 'em full! More pailed pamps means more dumpy data, which means more reliable ultra-stretch protection!
I can pencil you in, but we only do in-person interviews. Really demonstrate your... skills all up close and personal, hope you don't mind
I can pencil you in, but we only do in-person interviews. Really demonstrate your... skills all up close and personal, hope you don't mind
It's VERY thorough, diapers don't leave without sap soaked and seat stretched... All to ensure only the best end up on your store shelves!
Most diapers are perma-compacted and tossed, but we sometimes donate those dumpy pailbags to locals for... "recreational purposes"
Just call it... recycling!
Most diapers are perma-compacted and tossed, but we sometimes donate those dumpy pailbags to locals for... "recreational purposes"
Just call it... recycling!
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's VERY thorough, diapers don't leave without sap soaked and seat stretched... All to ensure only the best end up on your store shelves!
Most diapers are perma-compacted and tossed, but we sometimes donate those dumpy pailbags to locals for... "recreational purposes"
Just call it... recycling!
Most diapers are perma-compacted and tossed, but we sometimes donate those dumpy pailbags to locals for... "recreational purposes"
Just call it... recycling!
Hm... Trying to butter me up with this question, huh?
...Well, it's certainly working, because it's obviously me ♡
...Well, it's certainly working, because it's obviously me ♡
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hm... Trying to butter me up with this question, huh?
...Well, it's certainly working, because it's obviously me ♡
...Well, it's certainly working, because it's obviously me ♡
Oh there's a whole bunch! Bea is just the main mascot on the package so she gets all the attention, but there's a dedicated team of 'mons to test the various diaper types.
Bibarels can certainly PACK their pampers... but there's unique tests on the broiling-hot bwomfs of a Fire-type, for example.
Bibarels can certainly PACK their pampers... but there's unique tests on the broiling-hot bwomfs of a Fire-type, for example.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oh there's a whole bunch! Bea is just the main mascot on the package so she gets all the attention, but there's a dedicated team of 'mons to test the various diaper types.
Bibarels can certainly PACK their pampers... but there's unique tests on the broiling-hot bwomfs of a Fire-type, for example.
Bibarels can certainly PACK their pampers... but there's unique tests on the broiling-hot bwomfs of a Fire-type, for example.
Massive?
Nah, I'd say that's just... average size for a potty-prone veevee!
Nah, I'd say that's just... average size for a potty-prone veevee!
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Massive?
Nah, I'd say that's just... average size for a potty-prone veevee!
Nah, I'd say that's just... average size for a potty-prone veevee!
If your mattress-sized diapers aren't causing that soft seat to sway with every step, are they REALLY thick enough?
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If your mattress-sized diapers aren't causing that soft seat to sway with every step, are they REALLY thick enough?