On your left.
Anyway, I'm mainlining Die Spitz to cheer myself up.
Anyway, I'm mainlining Die Spitz to cheer myself up.
Stage 1: This is fine. Everything's fine.
Stage 1: This is fine. Everything's fine.
I've been "invited" to take the survey, but management apparently know if you've taken it or not and expect "100% participation from the team".
So not invited, then. Ordered.
"People's Opinion Survey Survey"? Don't do that.
Also, Piece Of Shit Survey. It's right there.
I've been "invited" to take the survey, but management apparently know if you've taken it or not and expect "100% participation from the team".
So not invited, then. Ordered.
"People's Opinion Survey Survey"? Don't do that.
Also, Piece Of Shit Survey. It's right there.
"People's Opinion Survey Survey"? Don't do that.
Also, Piece Of Shit Survey. It's right there.
I despair for the human race. Well, the men, anyway.
*Do not google it. Really. Just don't.
I despair for the human race. Well, the men, anyway.
*Do not google it. Really. Just don't.
Manager 1: I see Musk got his trillion dollars.
Manager 2: Well, he's earned it.
Me: No one EARNS a trillion dollars, you fucking clown.
*crickets*
Me: I'm not on mute, am I?
Manager 1: I see Musk got his trillion dollars.
Manager 2: Well, he's earned it.
Me: No one EARNS a trillion dollars, you fucking clown.
*crickets*
Me: I'm not on mute, am I?
Next time, though, take the whole week.
Next time, though, take the whole week.
Also me: *arrives at the station absurdly early and hops on an even earlier train*
Also me: *arrives at the station absurdly early and hops on an even earlier train*
Oh, and apologies to @cameronjohnston.bsky.social and @thdray.bsky.social for the impending trauma.
Oh, and apologies to @cameronjohnston.bsky.social and @thdray.bsky.social for the impending trauma.
That's not disconcerting at all.
That's not disconcerting at all.
I'm sure I'll make up for it later.
I'm sure I'll make up for it later.
Not yet, anyway.
Not yet, anyway.