Damien Barrett
@damienbarrett.bsky.social
Mac Admin greybeard. Scouter. Dad. Dork. Detroit Lions fan. New VisionOS fan.
Trolling one of my Mac users who is refreshing to a new Mac. He *hates* Windows more than any person I’ve ever met. His new Mac will show up in a new packaging sleeve.
September 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Trolling one of my Mac users who is refreshing to a new Mac. He *hates* Windows more than any person I’ve ever met. His new Mac will show up in a new packaging sleeve.
$100 seems like a good deal to have a lighted sign outside my house that I could make say almost anything I want. Imagine the Dad jokes! Always looking for epic ways to embarrass my teenagers.
August 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
$100 seems like a good deal to have a lighted sign outside my house that I could make say almost anything I want. Imagine the Dad jokes! Always looking for epic ways to embarrass my teenagers.
Sometimes after a hard day/week, I self-medicate with some Bluey. Yes, I’m 50 years older than the target audience. I still highly recommend it. It’s literally and actually a mental health balm.
June 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Sometimes after a hard day/week, I self-medicate with some Bluey. Yes, I’m 50 years older than the target audience. I still highly recommend it. It’s literally and actually a mental health balm.
Our cemeteries are filled with the graves of the very young who died before vaccines for diseases were readily available. Just 100 years ago, it was still common for about 30% of children to not live past 2-3 years. Now, with idiots like RFK Jr in charge, we may see this again.
May 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Our cemeteries are filled with the graves of the very young who died before vaccines for diseases were readily available. Just 100 years ago, it was still common for about 30% of children to not live past 2-3 years. Now, with idiots like RFK Jr in charge, we may see this again.
Happy Caturday. Give me kitty treats.
May 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Happy Caturday. Give me kitty treats.
2, 4, 6, 8
Which kitty flatulates?
Carter! The Farter!
Which kitty flatulates?
Carter! The Farter!
May 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
2, 4, 6, 8
Which kitty flatulates?
Carter! The Farter!
Which kitty flatulates?
Carter! The Farter!
New Pope serving the Body of Christ.
May 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
New Pope serving the Body of Christ.
Stop! They’re dead already! Savage!
May 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Stop! They’re dead already! Savage!
I’m going to keep doing this until you give me kitty treats.
May 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I’m going to keep doing this until you give me kitty treats.
Me sits on dada’s backapacka.
April 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Me sits on dada’s backapacka.
Daddy made me a fort!
April 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Daddy made me a fort!
Carter Farter the Flatulent Cat poses on the kitchen table. Give me treats!
April 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Carter Farter the Flatulent Cat poses on the kitchen table. Give me treats!
And just saw, 400 in Freedonia.
April 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
And just saw, 400 in Freedonia.
F.Elon sells X to his own xAI company on an all-stock sale.
March 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
F.Elon sells X to his own xAI company on an all-stock sale.
I know I’m late to the party, but this is the funniest book I’ve read in ages. It both celebrates Star Trek and also pokes fun at it. Actual LOL moments as I’m reading. I hope it’s been optioned for a film. Galaxy Quest, Part 2.
March 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I know I’m late to the party, but this is the funniest book I’ve read in ages. It both celebrates Star Trek and also pokes fun at it. Actual LOL moments as I’m reading. I hope it’s been optioned for a film. Galaxy Quest, Part 2.
Carter thinks if he looks super cute in front of where the treats are kept, he’ll get some. He’s usually correct.
March 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Carter thinks if he looks super cute in front of where the treats are kept, he’ll get some. He’s usually correct.
Draper crashed out.
March 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Draper crashed out.