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damian sommer
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game designer gun for hire
toronto

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• @astronomics.bsky.social
• @misfitsattic.bsky.social

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In other news about games I'm working on, Beastieball just introduced a radical new concept to sports: Sadness

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An owl beastie (Conjarr) is shining, making all the beasties surrounding it look upset.
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Possession (1981)? Snowy Bing Bongs.
A still from Possession (1981). A woman in a blue dress experiencing extreme distress while in a subway station.
July 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Mickey 17 (2025)? Pride and Prejudice.
Still from the film Mickey 17 (2025). Two clones looked shocked to see one-another.
July 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)? Dune, obviously.
Still from the film Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019): A woman with piercing eyes and a scarf covering the lower half of her face stares directly into the camera.
July 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I've watched a lot of movies over the past few years. I've determined that every movie is either:
- Dune
- Pride & Prejudice
- Snowy Bing Bongs Across the North Star Combat Zone
Screenshot from Dune (2021). Paul Atredes sits on his knees next to a gigantic machine. A screenshot of Pride & Prejudice (2005). Three people in Victorian clothing sit in a verdant landscape. A screenshot from Snowy Bing Bongs Across the North Star Combat Zone (2017). Three women wearing stockings on their heads stuffed with odd lumps, as well as wearing what looks like those cheap Ikea lambs fur rugs over their torsos.
July 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Woman talking to her boss. "Boss, are we gonna have fun today?" Boss replying, "Not a chance. Society fucking sucks."
January 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM