John Gilbert Updates
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I live by these three principles:
1. Adam Sandler was terrible in “Uncut Gems”
2. “Babylon” sucked
3. Taron Egerton was not robbed of anything for “Rocketman”
1. Adam Sandler was terrible in “Uncut Gems”
2. “Babylon” sucked
3. Taron Egerton was not robbed of anything for “Rocketman”
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I live by these three principles:
1. Adam Sandler was terrible in “Uncut Gems”
2. “Babylon” sucked
3. Taron Egerton was not robbed of anything for “Rocketman”
1. Adam Sandler was terrible in “Uncut Gems”
2. “Babylon” sucked
3. Taron Egerton was not robbed of anything for “Rocketman”
Catching up on Sal Mineo and Kelly Reichardt films plus “What Lies Beneath,” which I have somehow never seen before.
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Catching up on Sal Mineo and Kelly Reichardt films plus “What Lies Beneath,” which I have somehow never seen before.
This is the easiest one EVER
DO Lee Pace
DUMP Glen Powell
MARRY Colman Domingo
DO Lee Pace
DUMP Glen Powell
MARRY Colman Domingo
In honor of THE RUNNING MAN remake out this weekend a "Do Dump or Marry" contest for its runnin' fellas!
Do Dump or Marry: The Running Men
Movies, nonsense, horror, nonsense, fellas, nonsense.
www.mynewplaidpants.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This is the easiest one EVER
DO Lee Pace
DUMP Glen Powell
MARRY Colman Domingo
DO Lee Pace
DUMP Glen Powell
MARRY Colman Domingo
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Playing video games before bed
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Playing video games before bed
I think it’s really strange when people wear gloves when cooking food in their own home. Like…why?
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I think it’s really strange when people wear gloves when cooking food in their own home. Like…why?
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Jonathan Bailey with his earring has unlocked even greater levels of hotness
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Jonathan Bailey with his earring has unlocked even greater levels of hotness
Playing video games before bed
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Playing video games before bed
Making lunch. Who’s hungry?
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Making lunch. Who’s hungry?
Save me, beautiful twink on “Gen V”
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Save me, beautiful twink on “Gen V”
A guy asked for my number at trivia tonight. Ladies, I’ve still got it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A guy asked for my number at trivia tonight. Ladies, I’ve still got it.
Feeling like a monster leaving the “Hamnet” screening. Everyone around me is sobbing and I’m like
a woman with dreadlocks and glasses is sitting at a table with the word okay on her face .
ALT: a woman with dreadlocks and glasses is sitting at a table with the word okay on her face .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Feeling like a monster leaving the “Hamnet” screening. Everyone around me is sobbing and I’m like
Having a Diet Coke right now and it is so refreshing
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Having a Diet Coke right now and it is so refreshing
Love that my brother voted for a fascist (3 times!) yet I’m the one who is being asked to not take a “political difference” personally and see him at Christmas.
October 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Love that my brother voted for a fascist (3 times!) yet I’m the one who is being asked to not take a “political difference” personally and see him at Christmas.
Trying to flirt
a woman wearing glasses is talking to a man in a restaurant .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is talking to a man in a restaurant .
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Trying to flirt
Watching my new favorite show
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Watching my new favorite show
I think “psychosexual” is my favorite word all of time. That word contains so much power. I feel it deep inside me every time I say it.
October 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I think “psychosexual” is my favorite word all of time. That word contains so much power. I feel it deep inside me every time I say it.
There’s a moment in “The Earrings of Madame de…” when Danielle Darrieux stood up wearing a dress so beautiful I gasped.
October 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There’s a moment in “The Earrings of Madame de…” when Danielle Darrieux stood up wearing a dress so beautiful I gasped.
Whatever happened to “Hello, how are you doing?”
October 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Whatever happened to “Hello, how are you doing?”