Dallas Harlow
@dallasharlow.bsky.social
#LGBTQ #Chicago I ❤️ tennis, playing and watching. 🎾 Like a bunch of sports. Love to read. 📚 DePaul University. I follow back. *Not big on political posts.
A real queen. That reminds me, I need to do the same.
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A real queen. That reminds me, I need to do the same.
37% for Newsom, 6% for Kamala. 37>6. Hopefully people stay awake and focused.
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
37% for Newsom, 6% for Kamala. 37>6. Hopefully people stay awake and focused.
MAGA Nicki Minaj thought she ATE with that Tom Cruise line. She thought that was bars. It's serving middle-school-talent-show energy;
your corny uncle who really believes she’s the first person to ever think of a Mission Impossible joke.
your corny uncle who really believes she’s the first person to ever think of a Mission Impossible joke.
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
MAGA Nicki Minaj thought she ATE with that Tom Cruise line. She thought that was bars. It's serving middle-school-talent-show energy;
your corny uncle who really believes she’s the first person to ever think of a Mission Impossible joke.
your corny uncle who really believes she’s the first person to ever think of a Mission Impossible joke.
See, it just makes stuff up! 😆 The karaoke, phonetic, Beyoncé tour-remix version took me out. 😭
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
See, it just makes stuff up! 😆 The karaoke, phonetic, Beyoncé tour-remix version took me out. 😭
Another day practicing Russian, another fight with voice assistant. 🤷♂️ If I do not say phrases like a native speaker, it makes stuff up. I had to "Bcë" (vsyo) 7 times! 😩Finally! (In person, I think a Russian would understand the first time.) Ehh, this should benefit me later. Frustrating, but fun.
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Another day practicing Russian, another fight with voice assistant. 🤷♂️ If I do not say phrases like a native speaker, it makes stuff up. I had to "Bcë" (vsyo) 7 times! 😩Finally! (In person, I think a Russian would understand the first time.) Ehh, this should benefit me later. Frustrating, but fun.
A month ago, I decided to learn the Cryillic script, believe me I spent a couple of weeks just on that--the letters and their pronunciation. More practice, more voice command fights. Lol
I literally said "contraction" so it wouldn't stop thinking I was trying to say "butt." ?? 💀 But! 😆
I literally said "contraction" so it wouldn't stop thinking I was trying to say "butt." ?? 💀 But! 😆
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A month ago, I decided to learn the Cryillic script, believe me I spent a couple of weeks just on that--the letters and their pronunciation. More practice, more voice command fights. Lol
I literally said "contraction" so it wouldn't stop thinking I was trying to say "butt." ?? 💀 But! 😆
I literally said "contraction" so it wouldn't stop thinking I was trying to say "butt." ?? 💀 But! 😆
I was on the train earlier, I thought I’d practice colors in Russian. Now I’m practicing with ChatGPT, but I keep having fights with voice command! Aargh! 😩😆
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I was on the train earlier, I thought I’d practice colors in Russian. Now I’m practicing with ChatGPT, but I keep having fights with voice command! Aargh! 😩😆
Enough time has passed. I’ve been putting out peanuts wrapped in foil for crows the past months, and they often disappear. A few weeks ago, I found this ivy on my ledge. Could've been wind, but I never saw that before or since, so I'm thinking my crow left me a present. They do this sort of thing.😊🥰
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Enough time has passed. I’ve been putting out peanuts wrapped in foil for crows the past months, and they often disappear. A few weeks ago, I found this ivy on my ledge. Could've been wind, but I never saw that before or since, so I'm thinking my crow left me a present. They do this sort of thing.😊🥰
That's HUGE, right!? Let's math: 686,000 ÷ 42 million = 1–1.5%, roughly 1 billion. Now compare that to the fraud we don’t talk about: corporate tax evasion 15-18% or $150-200 billion. The Pentagon burns through 5–10% in waste and overbilling on a budget of a trillion dollars: $45-90 billion.
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
That's HUGE, right!? Let's math: 686,000 ÷ 42 million = 1–1.5%, roughly 1 billion. Now compare that to the fraud we don’t talk about: corporate tax evasion 15-18% or $150-200 billion. The Pentagon burns through 5–10% in waste and overbilling on a budget of a trillion dollars: $45-90 billion.
I went out out for half-and-half this morning and walked into a memorial poster on the corner: "ICE abducted someone here." It was one of my neighbors. Taken by masked men. 🏵🌼
#Chicago
#Chicago
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I went out out for half-and-half this morning and walked into a memorial poster on the corner: "ICE abducted someone here." It was one of my neighbors. Taken by masked men. 🏵🌼
#Chicago
#Chicago
The “Miracle Mile” he's panicking about is in Los Angeles. 😐 Chicago’s *Magnificent Mile* is one of the most famous shopping districts in the country. World-renowned. Just so fucking stupid. 10.2k likes and 2.9k reposts. Stupid MAGA.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The “Miracle Mile” he's panicking about is in Los Angeles. 😐 Chicago’s *Magnificent Mile* is one of the most famous shopping districts in the country. World-renowned. Just so fucking stupid. 10.2k likes and 2.9k reposts. Stupid MAGA.
Democrats need to hold strong in this shutdown, but we got cuck @schumer.senate.gov willing to cave and leave healthcare subsidies up to a vote with the Republicans. NO. Healthcare is not negotiable. Call Chuck Schumer today.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Democrats need to hold strong in this shutdown, but we got cuck @schumer.senate.gov willing to cave and leave healthcare subsidies up to a vote with the Republicans. NO. Healthcare is not negotiable. Call Chuck Schumer today.
That's quite a lengthy post from Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. 🤷♂️
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
That's quite a lengthy post from Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. 🤷♂️
100 Instagram posts. I bet she's miserable tonight. 🙆♂️
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
100 Instagram posts. I bet she's miserable tonight. 🙆♂️
Debra Messing is throughobred trash. 🗑
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Debra Messing is throughobred trash. 🗑
Dear George Clooney, Katy Perry, Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, etc.... what's good?
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Dear George Clooney, Katy Perry, Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, etc.... what's good?
Trying this for now. Pretty funny.
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Trying this for now. Pretty funny.