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DALIA MALEK ☥
@daliamalek.bsky.social
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COMEDIAN WHO WEARS SHORTS ON STAGE. PLANT-BASED GOD. NOT YOUR HOMIE.

HOST OF INTERRUPTION SHOW, LIVE COMEDY SHOW & PODCAST

MY BUTT HAS A SEPARATE ACCOUNT @daliabutt.bsky.social
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Actually delighted that fb thinks i’m the right demographic for kotn’s tough guys soft sweaters campaign
danny trejo in a soft sweater
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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every once in a while midnight suns gets weird
October 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I am also human and i can understand importance of item
Amazon customer service chat D Yes C Thank you for confirming. I am also human and i can understand importance of item I am checking this for you please stay connected with me Daliac Thank you for your patience. Dalia you are our valuable customer so in this case i would love to help you with full refund of the item. No need to return the item. You can keep it or dispose it. D Thank you
September 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Who’s teaching it? Someone from the generation that popularized “adulting” because no one taught them either, the generation that thinks “figure it out/bootstraps” is adulting, or the generation that’s dead?
GEN Z IS TAKING ‘ADULTING 101’ CLASS BECAUSE NO ONE TAUGHT THEM HOW TO DO LIFE “I don’t know how to change a tire. I don’t know how to sew. I don’t know how to do a lot of things." The University of Waterloo is offering “Adulting 101,” a free online resource that helps students with budgeting, cooking, cleaning, career prep, and even how to ask for help.
August 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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AI sucks
The McPlant burger itself, being a highly processed food item, does not directly count towards the recommended "5 A Day" portions of fruits and vegetables. Here's why: Focus on whole foods: The "5 A Day" recommendation emphasizes consuming whole, fresh, frozen, canned (in natural juice or water with no added sugar or salt), dried fruits, vegetables, and pulses. McPlant ingredients: While it contains some ingredients derived from plants, like peas and rice protein in the patty, and includes lettuce and tomato, these are not the primary focus of the product. The McPlant is designed as a burger substitute, and as such, it's not the best source for your daily fruit and vegetable intake. Potatoes, yams, and cassava don't count: Starchy vegetables like potatoes (which may be included in the McPlant in some form) are typically not counted towards the "5 A Day" recommendation because they are considered starchy foods. While a McPlant might contain a small amount of lettuce and tomato, you would need to consume a significant amount of the burger to meet a single "5 A Day" portion, and it would be a less efficient way to get your daily intake compared to eating whole fruits and vegetables. In summary, while the McPlant is a plant-based option, it's not considered a healthy way to achieve the recommended "5 A Day" fruit and vegetable intake. It's important to remember that it's a burger, and should be considered an occasional indulgence, not a primary source of your daily fruit and vegetable needs.
August 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Does not represent me, i identify as a person of resignation
Sign: Priority for people of determination Caption: Dubai uses the term ‘People of Determination’ instead of people with disabilities’ on public signs
July 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Scotland will always have my heart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
The National Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland
July 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I have read this quote by malcolm jamal warner 6 times & still have no idea what he meant, but nonetheless the reference to leonard part 6 is hilarious r.i.p.
Quotes [on Bill Cosby's sexual assault allegations] While I certainly don't condone what Bill has been accused of, I feel those universities were vindictive in taking back his honorary doctorate; I believe, despite everything, he's actually earned that - if not before, then definitely since. Personally, I would have ordered him to do a remake of Leonard Part 6 (1987) and then called it even. Rumors have persisted that Bill Cosby bought the television rights to make sure this movie would never appear on television. It made its network television debut on CBS on April 24, 1990.
July 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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If you won’t go vegan for nature, nature will come fucking make you
‘Explosive increase’ of ticks that cause meat allergy in US due to climate crisis Unusually aggressive lone star ticks, common in the south-east, are spreading to areas previously too cold for them
July 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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I couldn’t remember christopher walken’s name
June 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Americans who don’t qualify for foreign earned income exclusion (based on earning a lower income than the minimum set for the year) may acquire UK citizenship when they become eligible to do so, renounce their US citizenship, and live one income taxily ever after. Doing this is A Thing
IRS.gov If you are a U.S. citizen or a resident alien of the United States and you live abroad, you are taxed on your worldwide income. However, you may qualify to exclude your foreign earnings from income up to an amount that is adjusted annually for inflation ($107,600 for 2020, $108,700 for 2021, $112,000 for 2022, and $120,000 for 2023). In addition, you can exclude or deduct certain foreign housing amounts.
May 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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This article doesn’t even explain what “because taxes” means. The double taxation of the income of Americans working abroad has been in place since before destroying the universe was even a twinkle in trump’s eye
IRS.gov F General FAQs 1. I’m a U.S. citizen living and working outside of the United States for many years. Do I still need to file a U.S. tax return? Yes, if you are a U.S. citizen or a resident alien living outside the United States, your worldwide income is subject to U.S. income tax, regardless of where you live. However, you may qualify for certain foreign earned income exclusions and/or foreign income tax credits. Visit Publication 54, Tax Guide for U.S. Citizens and Resident Aliens Abroad, for additional information.
May 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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This is the biggest giveaway that this snippet of the news cycle is about nothing
The statistics were compiled by Bambridge Accountants, a firm with offices in New York and London specializing in cross-border taxation. “These are mainly people who already left the US and just decided they’ve had enough of everything,” Alistair Bambridge, a partner at Bambridge Accountants, told CNN in August 2020. Many people who renounced their citizenship complained of being unhappy with the political climate in the United States at the time and how the pandemic was being handled, but another reason for their decision was often taxes, he said.
May 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Why don’t you know my 3rd love language out of the 5 total love languages, it is also my 3rd from the bottom, why don’t you know it & make me feel special
Love is Blind s7 Monica I’m a big words of affirmation, acts of service person. Love is Blind s7 Monica But my third one is gifts. And, like, I show love. Love is Blind s7 Monica It’s not about flowers. It’s just about making me feel special.
May 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Hi yes i’m calling to ask if your extreme torturer survival haunted house experience is wheelchair accessible
Q: Is McKamey Manor handicap accessible? A: Yes. ​ Q: Is there security? A: You are being filmed every moment you at at MM, and Every group is filmed during their tour as well. ​ Q: Will the actors touch us, or can we touch the actors? A: YES, the actors will come into contact with you, but you CANNOT touch the actors or props. ​ Q: I want to do a story on your haunted house, or have a question...who do I talk to? A: Call 858-335-9670 or email Russ at musicalexcitementwithruss@yahoo.com. ​ Q: Can we be thrown out of the haunt for any reason? A: Yes. We do not allow foul language, pushing, vulgar behavior, weapons of any kind, smoking, drugs, alcohol, etc. We have a list of rules that must be adhered to (and a WAIVER FORM), must be completed for your own safety and the safety of the other guests. Violation of these rules means you will be asked to leave. ​ Q: Can we be injured at your haunt? A: You must be in EXCELLENT HEALTH to participate in the EXTREME tour. You will incur VERY physically and mentally demanding environments. Make sure to follow the rules. YOU MUST READ the WARNING page and sign the WAIVER FORM before you enter the haunt. DO NOT ATTEND if you have medical conditions that might cause you an injury... DO NOT enter our haunt if you are prone to seizures or if
March 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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MARIO’S PICROSS (GAMEBOY) IS ON SWITCH. IT FAILED IN NORTH AMERICA & STOPPED BEING DISTRIBUTED SO ITS SEQUELS INCLUDING MARIO’S SUPER PICROSS (SNES), ALSO ON SWITCH, WERE ONLY RELEASED IN JAPAN. FURIOUS I DIDN’T HAVE THESE AS A KID BUT WON’T LET MY BONES BEING DUST STOP ME FROM PICROSSING NOW
March 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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is not accurect
March 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Was about to become a nazi but was incentivized not to after learning it could affect my financial performance
March 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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March 1st is international wheelchair day & March 1st rent is due so for international wheelchair day pay my rent, you grapes 🍇
March 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Parents arrived in the UK today. Within an hour of being in town, my mom & an english stranger in line at the supermarket saw trump on the front page of the newspaper, my mom lamented that she has to “live under this man,” then the stranger did this
Photo of a bouquet of tulips Mom: A lady at M&S grocery store surprised me with this flower gift because we both agreed about what trump is Me: What?? 😆 Mom: I will tell you the whole story when I see you
February 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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That shoulder strain or knee niggle that put you in a wheelchair? I swear to fuck they all want us to be paralympians or dead. “Yes i can,” but i don’t want to. I want to sit on my ass & watch trash reality tv & play video games like i was doing when i could walk
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February 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Being in another country should protect me from this bullshit
February 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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The app where the arab spring happened has become a desperate post apocalyptic crypto fascist garage sale
February 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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The whole rapper thing (c 2014) has permeated all social apps, dating apps, irl, gifts ppl give me, etc.

Every once in a while someone asks for context, so here ya go
DALIA MALEK ☥ @DALIA In 2014 way before talib kweli was suspended from twitter & before quote RTing existed, he manually RTed my tweet & amateur rappers replied to both of us promoting their work. The more i told them i couldn't help their careers, the more my followers called me a rapper. Forever DALIA MALEK ☥ @DALIA This was the tweet that talib kweli rted that incited the whole rapper thing. You will notice it's completely unrelated to rap bc i am not a rapper QUOTE RT DALIA MALEK ☥ @DALIA Ok i didn't realize white male privilege was quite this good SCREENSHOT dalia ☥ @daliamalek I’m gonna change my avatar to a white guy when i’m searching for jobs Job2u065 @ucots4231q41 Looks like you need a job we want you to work for us To join our team now go to this page @Hire_You_Now
February 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I’ve been telling you about men
ITV dating show cancelled because there aren’t enough eligible men of a certain age
January 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM