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Rainfall is measured in mm, not ml! Some posts are pure BS.
Dairy farmer, Ashburton, NZ.
Maybe there is merit in this whole solar power thing 🤔

63.7kW system on the cowshed roof, $80k installed. No batteries

Export rate 12c/kWh
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only coke
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
To me, Jim Bolger's legacy will always be how he prevented NZ from becoming a nuclear superpower by declining the offer of a nuclear submarine as payment for butter

www.theguardian.com/world/2013/o...
Missiles for milk: how Russia offered NZ military hardware to settle dairy bill
Former PM Jim Bolger 'absolutely stunned' to be offered a nuclear sub and two MiGs in lieu of money, new book reveals
www.theguardian.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
They should've asked Adrian where he put them before he left
September 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It watches while you charge someone else's phone #CUKTECH
September 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
President of Peace
September 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"Focusing on supermarket brands is like mistaking the gift wrap for the present. Branding is about emotions. Business is not."

Fonterra brands sale about good business, not emotions | The Post share.google/IVSKiK1ZUW1f...
Fonterra brands sale about good business, not emotions
OPINION: The outcry misses the fact Fonterra’s strength lies in bulk exports, niche ingredients, and foodservice partnerships that deliver billions. Have your say in the comments.
share.google
September 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Son finally graduated, so I got him a PhD Bear
August 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Yoghurt recalled for containing... MILK!!!

www.9news.com.au/national/coc...
Yoghurts pulled from Woolies, Coles shelves in nation-wide recall
www.9news.com.au
August 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Tanker driver accidentally put the pump in reverse and overflowed my vat 🙄
August 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
But today IS #PIEDAY
August 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
According to my mentions, Fonterra
July 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Was wondering what that funky smell was following me around post-shower, then I remembered I'd cleaned a cow out this afternoon without a glove
July 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Reposted by DairymanNZ
#BHN Tonight at 9pm
- @dairymannz.bsky.social talks butter prices
- David Seymour actively making it harder for people to vote, people who he thinks are 'drop kicks'
- Nicola Willis says Kiwis not getting a "raw deal" from Fonterra on butter prices
@chewienz.bsky.social

youtube.com/live/0o2ArQO...
#BHN DairyManNZ talks butter prices | Seymour on 'drop kicks' | Fonterra margins fine says Willis
YouTube video by Big Hairy Network
youtube.com
July 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
What the fuck is the point of doing an extended segment on a shop being burgled twice in the same night, and BLURRING OUT THE OFFENDER'S FACE!?
"The shop keeper has made this still from the security footage available to police"
I HOPE THAT ONE WASN'T BLURRED OUT!!
July 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Imagine your husband goes out with his mistress, and this is how you have to find out he listens to Coldplay
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Yo, VIP, let's kick it
July 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE EXTREME CLOSE UPS OF TOENAILS BEING CLIPPED ON MY TV SCREEN
July 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Peak Butter Derangement Syndrome
July 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Guess the break is over
July 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Tiktok is a strange and wonderful place
July 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
For as little as $10 a week, you can support a dairy farmer. Somewhere, a little farmer waits
July 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Nice of Sydney to put out the welcome signs for me
July 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It's not over 'til the fat farmer sings
July 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Yesterday's breakfast was $30, today's was $10. Both were equally delicious
July 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM