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Open Borders Socialist Spain Fast Tracks Half a Million Illegal Migrants Coming to UK

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Open Borders Socialist Spain Fast Tracks Half a Million Illegal Migrants Coming to UK

MADRID - Spain - The far-leftist open borders socialist government has fast-tracked citizenship for over half a million illegal migrants, which will destabilise and ruin Europe further.

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January 27, 2026 at 10:22 PM

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Socialist Tory Party Disgusted as Conservative Defects to Brigand Bandit Group

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Socialist Tory Party Disgusted as Conservative Defects to Brigand Bandit Group

LONDON - England - Comrade Badenoch of the Socialist Tory Party is very angry that traitor Suella Braverman, a Conservative, has defected to a brigand partisan group of bandits.

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January 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM

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The Hypocrisy of Leftists Regarding Deportations

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The Hypocrisy of Leftists Regarding Deportations

MINNEAPOLIS - USA - It's okay to have 3.1 million ICE deportations under Obama, but not okay to have deportations under Trump.

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January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM

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Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy

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Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy

MANCHESTER - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain is currently under a state of alert after a traitor tried to invoke democracy with an illegal election.

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January 26, 2026 at 5:03 AM

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CHAGOS!

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CHAGOS!

LONDON - England - CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS

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January 26, 2026 at 4:53 AM

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Trump: "It's just tough love"

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Trump: "It's just tough love"

HELMAND - Afghanistan - Trump took a dump on our brave British soldiers, but according to him, this is his way of showing "tough love".

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January 24, 2026 at 12:34 PM

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Russia Joins Trump's "Bored of Peace"

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Russia Joins Trump's "Bored of Peace"

DAVOS - Switzerland - Russia is the first country to join up to Trump's new organisation, the "Bored of Peace".

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January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM

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Macron: "I cannot stand bullies!"

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Macron: "I cannot stand bullies!"

DAVOS - Switzerland - French President Emmanuel Macron was wearing some odd sunglasses throughout the WEF meeting in the Swiss resort. He also revealed that he does not like bullies.

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January 23, 2026 at 12:55 AM

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Flowers From Hell

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Flowers From Hell

An ode to the lost moments of silence

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January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM

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UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland

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UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland

LONDON - England - The weak and ineffectual UK and European nations will send a combat force to Greenland to counteract Trump.

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January 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM

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World Economic Forum: Global Supply Chains Enter New Era of Structural Volatility

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World Economic Forum: Global Supply Chains Enter New Era of Structural Volatility

GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report from the World Economic Forum reveals that global supply chains are in a state of structural volatility.

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January 20, 2026 at 1:35 AM

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America’s Most Dangerous Toddlers and Their Glocks

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America’s Most Dangerous Toddlers and Their Glocks

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - America’s most unpredictable threat no longer wears balaclavas, but instead favours dinosaur pyjamas and has limited impulse control -- yep, toddlers on the rampage.

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January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM

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GREENLAND - U.S. forces have successfully captured and arrested the President of Greenland, the White House has revealed.

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BREAKING: U.S. Forces Arrest President of Greenland

GREENLAND - U.S. forces have successfully captured and arrested the President of Greenland, the White House has revealed.

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January 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM

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QUANTUM COMPUTERS: Chinese Super Spy Embassy Will Drill into Data Cables

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QUANTUM COMPUTERS: Chinese Super Spy Embassy Will Drill into Data Cables

LONDON - England - The nation's national security and economy is at risk when the Chinese Super Spy Embassy is built in the capital.

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January 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM

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What's Going On With the Premier League at the Moment?

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#FOOTBALL

What's Going On With the Premier League at the Moment?

LONDON - England - What's going on in the Premier League at the moment, our thoughts about the challenges now, and ahead?

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January 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM

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Socialist Tory Party Has Sacked Conservative MP From Party

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Socialist Tory Party Has Sacked Conservative MP From Party

LONDON - England - Comrade Badenoch of the Socialist Tory Party has sacked the Conservative Party MP Robert Jenrick for being conservative.

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January 15, 2026 at 1:09 PM

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Huzzah! It's National Pothole Day!

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Huzzah! It's National Pothole Day!

LONDON - England - It's National Pothole Day, so pick up your car's suspension off the ground and celebrate.

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January 15, 2026 at 1:04 PM

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Comrades, we announce a new northern rail link for you

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Comrades, we announce a new northern rail link for you

LIVERPOOL - England - The Big State Labour Party is happy to announce a new rail link up north for the benefit of soviet citizens who enjoy a good U-turn.

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January 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM

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Global Risks Report 2026: Geopolitical and Economic Risks Rise in New Age of Competition

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Global Risks Report 2026: Geopolitical and Economic Risks Rise in New Age of Competition

GENEVA - Switzerland - The World Economic Forum’s Global Risks Report 2026 warns that geopolitical and economic pressures are intensifying as the world enters what it describes as a new age of competi...

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January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM

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"I cannot wait for our communist partners China to build a spy network embassy!"

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"I cannot wait for our communist partners China to build a spy network embassy!"

LONDON - England - Comrades, I am delighted to announce that I have okayed a massive spy network embassy for China in the capital.

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January 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM

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"Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called - conscription!"

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"Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called - conscription!"

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer wants your sons and daughters to fight in the war so that the democratic elections can be postponed indefinitely. Compulsory conscription it is then,

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January 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM

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Cyber-Enabled Fraud Now One of the Most Pervasive Global Threats, Says New Report

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#cybersecurity #globalthreats