I saw someone call him Metamucilini. Fracked me up

I'd go one further and say that they don't really care if their prosecutions stick. All that matters is the initial media message. The court of public opinion is what they care about.

I hate talking about everything wrong with America right now because it's so stupid and it makes me feel stupid to explain it

Why is this flagged "rude"? Seems really sensible?

Got a splash pad near your house? Those are the pools they filled in with concrete

God, the silence after he drops what he clearly considers a zinger is deafening

God, that guy's a fucking ghoul.