No Taco Bell, no Doritos, no Dwayne Johnson :( But at least we got our hossies!!!

[ ✔️ ] USAF/Navy flyover
[ ❌ ] Taco Bell
[ ❌ ] Doritos
[ ✔️ ] Clydesdales
[ ❌ ] trailer for whatever Dwayne Johnson is up to

"You cryin'?" "Nah. Sun's in my eyes." FINALLY SOME HOSSIES!

[ ✔️ ] USAF/Navy flyover
[ ] Taco Bell
[ ] Doritos
[ ✔️ ] Clydesdales
[ ] trailer for whatever Dwayne Johnson is up to

So many ads for various types of AI, and nothing for any of my checklist as of the halftime show :/

That was a *sweet* flyover!

[ ✔️ ] USAF/Navy flyover
[ ] Taco Bell
[ ] Doritos
[ ] Clydesdales
[ ] trailer for whatever Dwayne Johnson is up to

All right, folks, you know what time it is:

[] USAF/Navy flyover
[] Taco Bell
[] Doritos
[] Clydesdales
[] trailer for whatever Dwayne Johnson is up to

And there's the game! Mahomes screwed up and he knows it. The Eagles coach must be so sticky now XD

[ ✅ ] US Marine Corps MV-22B Osprey flyover
[ ✅ ] Doritos
[ ✅ ] Taco Bell
[ ✅ ] Clydesdales
[ 😥 ] Trailer for whatever movie Dwayne Johnson is currently in

"Your mower smokes meat? No, our smoker cuts grass."

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That was a weird Taco Bell commercial. Even the captions were malformed at certain points O.o

[ ✅ ] US Marine Corps MV-22B Osprey flyover
[ ✅ ] Doritos
[ ✅ ] Taco Bell
[ ✅ ] Clydesdales
[ ] Trailer for whatever movie Dwayne Johnson is currently in

The backup dancers are some skillz but they're no Left Shark

WE HAVE TAYLOR SWIFT, I REPEAT, WE HAVE OUR FIRST CAMERA CUT TO TAYLOR SWIFT!!!

HOSSIES!

[ ✅ ] US Marine Corps MV-22B Osprey flyover
[ ✅ ] Doritos
[ ] Taco Bell
[ ✅ ] Clydesdales
[ ] Trailer for whatever movie Dwayne Johnson is currently in

We're halfway into the second quarter and there has been exactly 0 camera cuts to Taylor Swift. *tinfoil hat*

That Squarespace commercial was about equally as creepy as the GoDaddy commercials of the past :/

Those Doritos are crushed to smithereens and you know it.

[ ✅ ] US Marine Corps MV-22B Osprey flyover
[ ✅ ] Doritos
[ ] Taco Bell
[ ] Clydesdales
[ ] Trailer for whatever movie Dwayne Johnson is currently in

Jon Batiste sure has some glorious pipes on him and we got an in-cockpit shot of the pilots, that was cool!

[ ✅ ] US Marine Corps MV-22B Osprey flyover
[ ] Doritos
[ ] Taco Bell
[ ] Clydesdales
[ ] Trailer for whatever movie Dwayne Johnson is currently in

All righty folks, it's that time of year again when we watch commercials interspersed with some sportsball! Here's this year's list:

[ ] US Marine Corps MV-22B Osprey flyover
[ ] Doritos
[ ] Taco Bell
[ ] Clydesdales
[ ] Trailer for whatever movie Dwayne Johnson is currently in