Daffynitions!
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An amusement to put a smile on your face.
A made up word with 1 letter added, changed or removed. You offer your best / silliest 'daffynition' of the word. Note: You can't include the original base word, an obvious word part or part of the new daffy word.
A made up word with 1 letter added, changed or removed. You offer your best / silliest 'daffynition' of the word. Note: You can't include the original base word, an obvious word part or part of the new daffy word.
UNEIFORM
An extremely painful way to mark the team's players
An extremely painful way to mark the team's players
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
UNEIFORM
An extremely painful way to mark the team's players
An extremely painful way to mark the team's players
VILELAGER
Exceptionally bad beer made with a bottom-fermenting yeast
Exceptionally bad beer made with a bottom-fermenting yeast
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
VILELAGER
Exceptionally bad beer made with a bottom-fermenting yeast
Exceptionally bad beer made with a bottom-fermenting yeast
WERETCH
Statement averring co-vomiting
Statement averring co-vomiting
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
WERETCH
Statement averring co-vomiting
Statement averring co-vomiting
Hmm, seems o was moving too fast and replied to the wrong daffy word. Bad Daffymitioneer, Bad!
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hmm, seems o was moving too fast and replied to the wrong daffy word. Bad Daffymitioneer, Bad!
WERETCH
Statement averring co-vomiting
Statement averring co-vomiting
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
WERETCH
Statement averring co-vomiting
Statement averring co-vomiting
WEEEEND
A tiny butt
The location from whence urine emerges
The fun way to start eating solid foods
Death via roller coaster
The sudden realization on a Friday afternoon that you have to work on Saturday & Sunday
A tiny butt
The location from whence urine emerges
The fun way to start eating solid foods
Death via roller coaster
The sudden realization on a Friday afternoon that you have to work on Saturday & Sunday
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
WEEEEND
A tiny butt
The location from whence urine emerges
The fun way to start eating solid foods
Death via roller coaster
The sudden realization on a Friday afternoon that you have to work on Saturday & Sunday
A tiny butt
The location from whence urine emerges
The fun way to start eating solid foods
Death via roller coaster
The sudden realization on a Friday afternoon that you have to work on Saturday & Sunday
Fun at the funeral home you say?
😜
😜
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Fun at the funeral home you say?
😜
😜
The Mortadella Menace
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The Mortadella Menace
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
The Mortadella Menace
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The Mortadella Menace
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
Yabbut our new AI Robot Overlords (AIRO) don’t need to wear pants.
Checkmate.
(probably)
Checkmate.
(probably)
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Yabbut our new AI Robot Overlords (AIRO) don’t need to wear pants.
Checkmate.
(probably)
Checkmate.
(probably)
The Mortadella Menace
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Mortadella Menace
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
The Beef ‘n Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist?
The Salami Sub Subversive Skirmisher?
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator?
#SandwichGuy
#FreeSandwichGuy
The Salami Sub Subversive Skirmisher?
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator?
#SandwichGuy
#FreeSandwichGuy
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist?
The Salami Sub Subversive Skirmisher?
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator?
#SandwichGuy
#FreeSandwichGuy
The Salami Sub Subversive Skirmisher?
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator?
#SandwichGuy
#FreeSandwichGuy
PURRCHASING
Pursuing a cat's happy vocalizations
Pursuing a cat's happy vocalizations
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
PURRCHASING
Pursuing a cat's happy vocalizations
Pursuing a cat's happy vocalizations
It depends…
Are you flexible with pecuniary motivations about the disposition of the law?
Do you already have a billionaire sugar daddy?
Does Lenny Leo have you on speed dial?
Are you flexible with pecuniary motivations about the disposition of the law?
Do you already have a billionaire sugar daddy?
Does Lenny Leo have you on speed dial?
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It depends…
Are you flexible with pecuniary motivations about the disposition of the law?
Do you already have a billionaire sugar daddy?
Does Lenny Leo have you on speed dial?
Are you flexible with pecuniary motivations about the disposition of the law?
Do you already have a billionaire sugar daddy?
Does Lenny Leo have you on speed dial?
INTERVIEWRING
The arena within which prospective bosses pummel job candidates with punch-like questions about their qualifications and character
The arena within which prospective bosses pummel job candidates with punch-like questions about their qualifications and character
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
INTERVIEWRING
The arena within which prospective bosses pummel job candidates with punch-like questions about their qualifications and character
The arena within which prospective bosses pummel job candidates with punch-like questions about their qualifications and character
INTERVIEWRING
An endless, comical employee-candidate evaluation process where each positive conversation forwards the candidate to the evaluator's boss, and the org chart was modeled upon a certain Escher drawing
An endless, comical employee-candidate evaluation process where each positive conversation forwards the candidate to the evaluator's boss, and the org chart was modeled upon a certain Escher drawing
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
INTERVIEWRING
An endless, comical employee-candidate evaluation process where each positive conversation forwards the candidate to the evaluator's boss, and the org chart was modeled upon a certain Escher drawing
An endless, comical employee-candidate evaluation process where each positive conversation forwards the candidate to the evaluator's boss, and the org chart was modeled upon a certain Escher drawing
INTERVIEWRING
A team evaluation of a prospective employee
When you interrogate the person on your front porch over the doorbell video system to determine whether to open the door
The author's book tour route
A team evaluation of a prospective employee
When you interrogate the person on your front porch over the doorbell video system to determine whether to open the door
The author's book tour route
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
INTERVIEWRING
A team evaluation of a prospective employee
When you interrogate the person on your front porch over the doorbell video system to determine whether to open the door
The author's book tour route
A team evaluation of a prospective employee
When you interrogate the person on your front porch over the doorbell video system to determine whether to open the door
The author's book tour route