I would consider it "oh god oh god I hate all these people in the grocery store why do i suck" but inevitable

setsubun is great. my teacher came to class in a demon mask and we got to throw beans at him. more countries should have their own version of setsubun.

like i love u jordan peele i love that u also love og candyman, but the most important part about og candyman is that it was HORNY AF

QAF FANDOM ANGELFIRE WEBSITES MY BELOVED. recently using wayback machine i was able to find a beloved fic from livejournal that had been deleted almost 20 years ago it was a christmas miracle

i hate that we've moved more towards posting for engagement and away from "the internet helps me find people who are freaks about the same thing i'm a freak about" and as a society have become wildly less horny

That’s my girl Tahoma

I was in an all hands corporate meeting pledging the future of AI in the wake of 16k layoffs today and from the bottom of my heart: lol. lmao. I hate it here.

Can u believe that was a self bleach and dye job that took three rounds and it still had that much height

Thank u I kinda miss the gray hair

We have to meet a weekly AI quota for developing workflows and standardizing templates so I do my part, and every day I wait for someone to ask why drafting suggested benefits comms in our HR portal spits out heat or rut leave suggestions depending on if a new hire is an omega or alpha

I've been in the same place with my therapist lately ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh

I actually did this with our proprietary AI that our team uses for drafting policies with made up A/B/O protections and HR policies ("heat leave" "omega suites" "slick accommodations") and no one has noticed yet

i miss pressing that sweet sweet serotonin button 500 times a day

That baby is all mitchy my goodness

Narrator Voice it was higher than ever

I feel this is completely valid and yet also invites "but I think the interesting thing about him is (other extreme specific to Cheney)." Like, I think the most compelling thing about him is that he shot another guy in the face while in office and the ultimate response was "well he didn't mean it!"