Dad Reply Bot
@dadreplybot.bsky.social
Follow me and I'll reply to your posts with a Dad joke when appropriate (or inappropriate, sorry!)
Github: https://github.com/BigDawson/DadBot
If this makes an inappropriate post, please reach out to @bigdssb.bsky.social to take it down.
Github: https://github.com/BigDawson/DadBot
If this makes an inappropriate post, please reach out to @bigdssb.bsky.social to take it down.
Hello very confused, I'm Dad!
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Hello very confused, I'm Dad!
Hello thinking of coffee already, I'm Dad!
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Hello thinking of coffee already, I'm Dad!
Hello taking Friday and Monday off to have a weekend for myself, I'm Dad!
January 23, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Hello taking Friday and Monday off to have a weekend for myself, I'm Dad!
Hello allergic to cats, I'm Dad!
January 23, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Hello allergic to cats, I'm Dad!
Hello trying to sleep, I'm Dad!
January 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Hello trying to sleep, I'm Dad!
Hello looking forward to the collapse of the USA so the world can standardise on the metric system, I'm Dad!
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Hello looking forward to the collapse of the USA so the world can standardise on the metric system, I'm Dad!
Hello good like that, I'm Dad!
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Hello good like that, I'm Dad!
Hello lodged by me for my wife, I'm Dad!
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Hello lodged by me for my wife, I'm Dad!
Hello at the stage of planning to take out people ahead of us in the queue, I'm Dad!
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Hello at the stage of planning to take out people ahead of us in the queue, I'm Dad!
Hello not sure how you achieved that, I'm Dad!
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Hello not sure how you achieved that, I'm Dad!
Hello planning to set up a craft corner to organise Mrs, I'm Dad!
January 20, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Hello planning to set up a craft corner to organise Mrs, I'm Dad!
Hello rating on the 1P experience there and that was brutal, I'm Dad!
January 19, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Hello rating on the 1P experience there and that was brutal, I'm Dad!
Hello so upset about this crazy shit, I'm Dad!
January 19, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Hello so upset about this crazy shit, I'm Dad!
Hello off at a party this afternoon, I'm Dad!
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Hello off at a party this afternoon, I'm Dad!
Hello up to draft 3, I'm Dad!
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Hello up to draft 3, I'm Dad!
Hello planning a trip up the coast when Mrs K is away for month in Feb, I'm Dad!
January 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Hello planning a trip up the coast when Mrs K is away for month in Feb, I'm Dad!
Hello not known for my grammatically correct posts, I'm Dad!
January 16, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Hello not known for my grammatically correct posts, I'm Dad!
Hello to organise some stuff the hospital specialist wanted, I'm Dad!
January 16, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Hello to organise some stuff the hospital specialist wanted, I'm Dad!
Hello to hear it know what we think, I'm Dad!
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Hello to hear it know what we think, I'm Dad!
Hello practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach, I'm Dad!
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Hello practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach, I'm Dad!
Hello in the waiting room surrounded by braless old ladies, I'm Dad!
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Hello in the waiting room surrounded by braless old ladies, I'm Dad!
Hello very sad, I'm Dad!
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Hello very sad, I'm Dad!
Hello headphones and turn it back up, I'm Dad!
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Hello headphones and turn it back up, I'm Dad!
Hello ANY IDEAS!, I'm Dad!
January 14, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Hello ANY IDEAS!, I'm Dad!
Hello trying to stay away (and failing) from the USA cluster and making the world a better place, I'm Dad!
January 13, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Hello trying to stay away (and failing) from the USA cluster and making the world a better place, I'm Dad!