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Hey Kids, Dad here.

Every movie is a dad movie once I watch it, and if I can figure out this danged DVD player, there’s something to learn from each and every one of them.

And follow me on letterboxd for movie wisdom!
https://letterboxd.com/dadmoviedad/
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Okay, quiet down for a sec... Family announcement!

Sick of hearing me say "I told you so?" Well, now all the same life lessons you can find here are also on letterboxd! So you have even less excuse to ignore me.

Come show your old man some love will ya?

letterboxd.com/DadMovieDad/
3 things I learned from #TheSpiderwickChronicles:

1. You can never have enough tomato paste.
2. 80 yr old dumbwaiters are not the safest mode of transportation.
3. Sometimes you just gotta eat crow.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies

boxd.it/20v2
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
3 things I learned from #Him:

1. Can’t let a compound fracture get you down.
2. Read the contract (unless you aren’t signing it).
3. If it looks like a cult, sounds like a cult, and requires an undying pledge to a mascot, it’s a cult.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

boxd.it/BfYI
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
3 things I learned from #AHouseOfDynamite:

1. Always buy your kids a gift on your work trips.
2. If your spouse is a federal employee and they call to tell you to leave town now, just do it.
3. Movie Endings are optional.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies

boxd.it/NcXc
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
3 things I learned from #BlackPhone2:

1. Christians really love their camps in any season.
2. Never go ice fishing alone.
3. Nothing will warm your heart more than someone shouting they'll pray for you.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

boxd.it/JpbW
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
3 things I learned from #OnceUponATimeInTheWest:

1. You can't trust a man that wears both a belt and suspenders.
2. Never look directly into a hanging boot.
3. Committing murder always comes back to bite you in the butt.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies

www.imdb.com/title/tt0064116
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
3 things I learned from #HeadsOfState:

1. Firetrucks in Europe are flammable.
2. Some people hide out in old derelict buildings and some people suck on sheep nipples.
3. Keep calms and carry on = do nothing, then do nothing.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies

boxd.it/s9tG
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
3 things I learned from #Anomalisa:

1. There's only one right size for a zoo.
2. Girls just wanna have fun.
3. There are only two groups of people in this world... you and everyone else.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies

boxd.it/97TE
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Okay, quiet down for a sec... Family announcement!

Sick of hearing me say "I told you so?" Well, now all the same life lessons you can find here are also on letterboxd! So you have even less excuse to ignore me.

Come show your old man some love will ya?

letterboxd.com/DadMovieDad/
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
3 things I learned from #Elio:

1. You never forget your first probe.
2. Bathrooms are fun.
3. Don't underestimate the importance of being shredded.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies

www.imdb.com/title/tt4900...
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
3 things I learned from #TheLostBus:

1. Looters gonna loot.
2. Sometimes it pays to skip vehicle maintenance.
3. Can't go over it. Can't go around it. Gotta go through it.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies

www.imdb.com/title/tt2110...
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
#ScaryMovieMonth final thoughts!

1. You're way more likely to be murdered on a holiday.
2. Don't judge a movie by it's kick@$$ poster.
3. There is no punishment too harsh for the people who take everything from the "Please take one" bowl.

#filmsky #moviesky #Movies 🎬 #Horrormovies
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November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
3 things I learned from #TheMonsterSquad:

1. Wolfman’s got nards!
2. The hardy boys will save your life.
3. It doesn’t count as sex if it’s with Steve.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt0093...
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
3 things I learned from #R.L.Stine'sPumpkinhead:

1. You're never too old for your mother to pick your Halloween costume.
2. Sometimes crazy people are just strategically delulu.
3. Remembering your kids can be such a chore.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt3821...
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
3 things I learned from #HocusPocus2:

1. Don’t kiss anyone in the graveyard except your soulmate.
2. Objects in mirror are not as ugly as they appear.
3. Broom = vacuum = roomba

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt1190...
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
3 things I learned from #HocusPocus:

1. Daylight savings time saves lives.
2. Keep fingers away from manhole covers.
3. Never give a virgin a lighter.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt0107...
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
3 things I learned from #FrightNight:

1. If both your mother and girlfriend are into the same guy, start worrying.
2. You can't murder someone who's already dead.
3. Sometimes crosses work against vampires. Sometimes they don't. 🤷‍♂️

#moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt0089...
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
3 things I learned from #DeadlyFriend:

1. A basketball will absolutely obliterate a human head.
2. Friends don't let friends drive dead bodies around.
3. Payback is a glitch.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt0090...
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
3 things I learned from #Witchboard:

1. Don't agree to a meeting above a pentagram.
2. Be sure you know where your mushrooms are coming from.
3. Never eat at a restaurant on its opening night.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt2256...
October 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
3 things I learned from #Vicious:

1. If your mother is on the phone, be sure it's her.
2. Vomit should not contain things you didn't eat.
3. In the grand scheme of things, upcoming job interviews are pretty irrelevant.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt3151...
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
3 things I learned from #Psycho:

1. Never shower in a janky old motel without deadbolts.
2. A boys best friend is his mother.
3. Everyone goes a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt0054...
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
3 things more I learned from #ClownInACornfield:

1. A half nude clown on a unicycle should not be juggling fire.
2. Your bench press spotter should not be holding a saw
3. You can have too many friendos.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt2306...
October 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
3 things I learned from #ClownInACornfield:

1. To defeat a clown, become a clown.
2. Knowing how to use a rotary phone is a survival skill.
3. When your dad tries to teach you to drive stick, you f***ing listen.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt2306...
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
3 things I learned from #Rocktapussy:

1. Reporters will do anything for a scoop these days.
2. Don't play floor is lava in high heels.
3. People with unisex names are destined to be together.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt1080...
October 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
3 things I learned from #NightOfTheLivingDeb:

1. Zombie baristas can be super pushy for tips.
2. Bicycles will have slightly less use after the apocalypse.
3. Fireworks at home are always a letdown.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt3602...
October 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
3 things I learned from #TheSixthSense:

1. Dead people aren't mean, just misunderstood.
2. Vomit should not look like oatmeal.
3. When you ask your spouse what the deal is, make sure you get a response.

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies

www.imdb.com/title/tt0167...
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM