Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Animal Fact #25: Most bobcats are not named bob.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Animal Fact #25: Most bobcats are not named bob.
I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.
How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.
I used to work for an origami company but they folded.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I used to work for an origami company but they folded.
“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”
Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.
Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway.
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
BREATH!!
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
BREATH!!
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water."
I know he means well.
I know he means well.
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water."
I know he means well.
I know he means well.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow
I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii"
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii"
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.